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So what I'm hearing is there is no hope, an existence where there was already precious little to look forward to has become even more grim, everyone is both surprised and not surprised by the thing that has been telegraphed for years, and I am still the asshole for wanting to 💀 myself

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Baby's First Demon Core 🤡

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Fighting the urge to cyber bully the Internet celebrities I have a para-social relationship with.

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The nameless faces of the Internet crashing out in sync is maybe my cue to log off for a while.

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What is the point of advertising a jar of pickles as "spicy" only to then have a much smaller hidden part of the label that says "mild"? asking for ME BITCH, I SPENT $10 ON A JAR OF REGULAR ASS PICKLES WHY ARE THEY OUT HERE FUCKING WITH THE HOT PICKLE GIRLIES????

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That moment when you come across internet slang you've never encountered before but you instantly know it's some shit you could have gone your whole life without seeing happily but seeing it now is some sort of chronically online canon event.

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For Autism Awareness Day here's your reminder that it's possible to NOT be Aware that you are Autistic until a random Day when you are 33 finger guns #autism #nwurodivergent #latediagnosis

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2025 got something against weird people. What's the matter Universe, you don't like WHIMSY ALL OF A SUDDEN???

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I have an ongoing hypothesis that Millennials are the most anxious generation due to the disproportionate number of hamster related traumas we experienced growing up as a demographic. #science #anxiety I don't know a single person who doesn't have a fucked up hamster story from the 90s.

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The algorithm has me read for filth

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Desperately fighting the urge to send a "I want to hang out with you OR I want to impregnant you - send this to someone and don't tell them which it is" to a male celebrity I do not actually know just because I think it would be funny

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#booksky 📚 I have no idea what to read next, I have several holds on Libby that aren't up yet. I was considering rereading the Pellinor series since a new one came out a few years ago, but meh. I keep starting things then putting them down. app.thestorygraph.com/profile/lemo...

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GUESS WHO GOT THEIR FRIGGIN LIBRARY CARD - I HEARD THEY WERE PUTTIN CHEMICALS IN THE BOOKS TO MAKE THE PEOPLE GAY AND I SAID "HALF GAY + LIBRARY GAY = SUPERGAY?????" WILL REPORT BACK WITH MY FINDINGS #books #gay #wecanrebuildherwecanmakehergayer

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You are bugs

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#gamers #videogames Despite having heard the Death Stranding is an amazing game, I somehow entirely avoided any and all descriptions about the game. I have to admit, I would never have been able to guess it in a million years.

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The high E on my guitar popped and left a red stripe on my knuckles tonight 🥲(I haven't changed the strings on it in far too long it was my own damn fault)

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It happened. I became a "microwave mug cake" person last night when I decided I needed a sweet treat. It wasn't that bad and I want to issue a formal apology for thinking "that's fcking nasty" every time I saw one on the internet before. #sweettreet #strugglefood #iwaswrong

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I wish I could play Dress to Impress but not have to download Roblox for it. #robloxneedstobeshutdown

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As someone with the heat tolerance of ice on hot pavement, I can see this. I will now start screaming "MY EPIGENETICS ARE MEEEEELTING"

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Sakura Market Bag by K.A.M.E. Crochet. P.K. Yarn Merino blend in Ice Blue and Hobbii Friends Cotton 8/8 in Candy Floss. 🧶 #crochet

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I finally exorcised the demon that was living in the back of my fridge. Had a priest bless my bleach as they would holy water to be sure. I look forward to no longer opening the door unto a portal to Hell and being confronted with my greatest sins every time I get my water pitcher.

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Why do my eyes burn the day after I've cried a lot?

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I hope what feels like random chaos has direction and empathy. I hope there is some mechanism where I get to see and be with you again. And I hope despite us never truly understanding each other, you knew, still know, how much I love you.

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What are the chances that ultimately animals are Gods and this life is a trial where souls are tested on their skills as carers for said Gods and the point of all this is to earn our way into the afterlife where we are reunited with, and spend eternity caring for, our animal friends? #cats #imissyou

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It's kind of a crime that one of the best video game OSTs is in an idle game because I can't find an instrumental arrangement for it anywhere and istg I need a deep base trap version of Hell Theme from Tap Ninja or I WILL crash out. #videogames #gamers #gaming #music

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When I saw this sign at KBP '24 I realized the goal of all of my self care is to mimic being a Hot Beef Sundae. A nice long soak in a hot bath? Well that's just being Hot and Juicy in my Own Gravy. Also fluffy mashed potatoes are part of every respectable self care routine.

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Even at the worst point in my life, I still felt worthy of love and friendship. I didn't think very highly of myself, but ultimately I still felt like I deserved the feeling of companionship. I've learned that my existence doesn't inspire lasting affection. People move on. I'm no one's best friend.

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I need a couple streamers to play Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes after both parties (manual reader and defuser) eat a whole hot pepper.

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If you ever need to know how I'm doing just listen to this song and you'll get the gist of it all. youtu.be/JODshFyKHuA?...

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🧶 #crochet #fiberart Working on a bunch of granny squares from crochet365knittoo.com/crochet-daisy-bag/ I'm using hobbii friends cotton 8/8 and a 3mm hook Only modification to the pattern is magic circle instead of the chain 4 method.

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Isn't it strange to be anything at all?

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Had a dream last night that I was playing a massively multiplayer augmented reality slenderman game in some backrooms-esque school and I heard Flula Borg was there so I made it my singular mission to find him to prove his accent is exaggerated.

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