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Yes/no. Up/down. Right/wrong. Male/female. There's only 2 genders, the government says so. Boondockian Retardo. Lover of kitties and pussy. Mild despiser of Taylor Swift. Begrudgingly tolerant of vegans.
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@joyannreid.bsky.social how do those #BlackWomanTears taste? Now you can be an even more marginalized population, as one of the early DEI terminations of the new face of media in this country. What a legacy! You should be honored.

DOGE is set to audit the IRS. This is what I voted for.

Trump is still president.

Trump just muscled China out of the Canal.

I support DEI after all

Good morning everyone!

Happy MAGA Monday, whiners.

Let's fucking GO! x.com/WarlordDille...

I cannot believe that our ghetto ass govn't actually worked together to get rid of a fuckin app. Meanwhile, I can die from eating a mixed salad laced with Listeria or a mass shooting on my way to get it. Man, FUCK YALLL

He burned Jews up. I burn weed up. Jews control the money. I buy weed with money. Weed and money are both green. It's the circle of life.

I don't want a free Palestine, if it would get me even more spam email.

🤭 Just flirted with the cashier at Holiday, with a plug in my tushy He didn't know, butt now you guys do!

Everyone who hates Hitler is an anti-semite. He was one quarter Jewish.

GM, counterfeit bird app, and @markhamillofficial.bsky.social

Imagine watching disaster movies like The Day After Tomorrow or 2012 and thinking that the apocalyptic weather scenes were the “unrealistic” part. Turns out those scenes were almost bang on. The unrealistic part was the humans working together to overcome the problem & save the world. Sigh.

welp, family next door called the cops again just bc I keep saying “nowh whee aare neigh-bohrs” in nosferatu voice :(

ME: and the hell, is it fresh? 2025: oh yes, the freshest

It's too bad Jimmy Carter died before he could see the Panama Canal returned to its rightful owners.

Don't go too far, toots. You can't pay a defamation judgment with your Venmo hawkin'- ass petty income.

If you're a pedo, tag yourself.

Here's a chaser.

Suck on THIS, shit lords. ABC / George Stephanopoulous to pay Donald J Trump 15 million dollars to settle a DEFAMATION claim regarding that used up shrew E Jean Carroll, and her rape allegations. x.com/kyledcheney/...

Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down slaps just as hard today, as it did back in 1978 when it came out.