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cre0.bsky.social
Imagine if your dad was a Minotaur and your mom was a Mermaid and you got the human half of both and now you're just some guy.
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The only Gulf of America I recognize is the gaping intellectual chasm between the kinds of people that call it The Gulf of America and the rest of us trying to grin and bear it.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

What show are you finally getting around to watching? I am finishing up Orphan Black and starting Impulse and holy fuck they’re both fantastic.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

A seal? Should we eat it?

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

If you ever have a few hours to kill in Baltimore, this is lowkey the greatest museum in America. www.avam.org

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

The way Irv said “Do it, Seth!” in last night’s #Severance episode took me back to 5th grade gym class when Steve Bowen taunted our teacher Mr. Boyd into a game of dodgeball by yelling “Bring it on, Geoffrey!” and got immediately sent to the principal’s office.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

The new Severance episode is a whole damn season

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Hey @aftermidnightcbs.bsky.social @taylortomlinson.bsky.social - why no love on this platform? We can at least hold our own in a hashtag limited engagement, and honestly it kinda feels we’re gearing up for war over here.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I’m proposing a new measurement system for tailors: Tailor’s Foot = 13 inches (1 extra for seam allowance) Hemsworth = 1/2 a Tailor’s Foot Fistywidth = 1/2 a Hemsworth Knucklish = 1/2 a Fistywidth Thimbling = 1/2 a Knucklish These can only be spoken in a British accent.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

#Severance conspiracy theory after last night’s episode: “Severance” is not splitting the innie and outie as much as it is severing consciousness from the body. SPOILER: That really looked like Helly in Cobel’s body after their call to the board for a “reset.”

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

“the grass is always greener on the other side” implies I give a fuck about lawn maintenance

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

It would never have been in the Oscars conversation, but my absolute favorite film of 2024 was Things Will be Different. @felker.bsky.social created something that truly felt like a small glimpse into a much larger & darker abyss! Eerie, tense layered narrative. Great for a rewatch too.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Honestly surprised Clint Eastwood didn’t get an Oscar nomination for Juror #2. The pacing was a masterclass in restrained, laser-focused storytelling. It’s getting rarer to see (non-horror) films where the director’s influence is palpable in every scene.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Seems wild to me that I Saw The TV Glow didn’t get any Oscar love. Sound design - solid 10/10. Cinematography - hauntingly beautiful. Fred Durst. What more does the academy want??

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments