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creakyflight.bsky.social
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🤢....🤮

I think I slid past quiet quitting and went straight to reading Marx and shopping for guns online all workday.

Hey Elon musk, how's about you get stuffed, pal

"Yeah gimme one second--SON, GRAB MY WRENCH OUTTA THE FUCK SHED--sorry, I'm juggling everything today lol"

1 regiment of antifa soldiers spawns with every retweet

What if it was George Cooney and Bread Pitt lol

ah the light........ah....

I'm putting hands on the first pale face i see who takes a 9 hr flight to Morocco to bitch about the food being too spicy

Morocco

Imagine having that much sauce and still choosing to be an adorable goof. We didn't deserve him. youtu.be/G1G7KQZpP3c?...

music.youtube.com/watch?v=h-Bn...

music.youtube.com/watch?v=wGCX...

The millennial urge to wish a band was more famous while not wanting anyone to know about them because they're my thing, go away

Being slowly castrated by time and watching ASMR videos. I worry a lot about my dog's digestion. I'm also really sexually comfortable but uninterested in sharing it. Getting old is fucking whiplash