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creamofsage.bsky.social
3d artist, father, dreamer, fattest white bubble booty this side of the Atlantic.
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submitted 28 days ago • 3 comments

does venom have the n word pass?

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Last of 2024 HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE! Oleg - Penuria Oxygenii

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Modelling characters instead of sculpting makes me SICK to my fucking STOMACH

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Immensely proud of this model from COMPOUND, since organic shapes are difficult for me. Model made in @blender.org texture made in @aseprite.org #pixelart #indiegame #indiedev #pixel3d #b3d #blender3D #lowpoly #aseprite #gamedev #pixelgame #retrogaming #indiedeveloper

submitted 66 days ago • 20 comments

Gock or shick? Leinor? Wo-od and Fong?

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

I do that thing girls do to distract you where they use their bicepts to squish their tits together, but I do it with my fingers and my balls and people don't like it.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

I got Funky Pox and Shimmy Shingles.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

I can't wait til Snoop Dogg gets like, cenile old. Like Joe Biden levels of old dude where we see videos of Snoop Dog eating shit and falling down a flight of stairs.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Political cartoonists should be gibbeted in the town square.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

I bet drinking gamersupps makes your cum look like Irn Bru and taste like battery acid.

submitted 66 days ago • 1 comment

Its so cold at work that the muscles that pull my balls up are sore.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Witch's Broom I loved making the broom hairs! Concept by: www.artstation.com/artwork/18GNyo #gameart #stylizedart #3Dart #3D #stylized #zbrush #fantasy #witch #witchy

submitted 74 days ago • 1 comment

Satellite Officer JV #Discoelysium #jeanvicquemare #zbrush #3Dart

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Memento Mori: The Tomb-Spider #illustration #characterdesign

submitted 68 days ago • 30 comments

@support.bsky.team I do not care about politics or how much better it is here than twitter or how much someone's uncle Dennis hates trump or Ooo big stretch hekkin chonker cats, I just wanna see art and no matter how hard I try I cant make that happen, you just keep showing me Hank Green.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

“The Wave Breaker” I wanted the axe-head to be shaped like a ship under attack by the Kraken, but then I got tired.

submitted 68 days ago • 13 comments

im frum the countreh

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

I had to cancel my zbrush subscription because I'm extraordinarily tight on money, and I forgot how much I hate hand modelling characters as opposed to sculpting and retopologizing, and I also forgot how fucking clunky sculpting in blender feels comparatively.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Why dont my friends enjoy any of the fucking things I do. Fucking whatever man.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

'Tired Turtle' by MwamiAnim8 https://blenderartists.org/t/tired-turtle/1562078?mtm_kwd=bsky #b3d #blender #blender3d #blenderrender #blendercommunity #3d

submitted 70 days ago • 2 comments

👹🔪🔪 #b3d #Blender3d #blender #gamedev

submitted 71 days ago • 2 comments

Watercolor shader in Blender #b3d #EEVEE #real-time

submitted 71 days ago • 4 comments

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

I put on smooth mcgroove as mood music when I fuck.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

I want to make stuff but I have no ideas.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Late Dec. last year

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

An oldie but a goodie. Always been a sucker for brains in jars.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

'Ello stinkies... I'm a little tight on the ol' dosh as of late, so my stanky ass is opening up commissions! If you want your own lil guy or yucky monster, shoot me a DM and send me 100 smackerals and I'll give him a polygon or two!

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Putting Oragel in your dickhole is the heroin of the working man.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

I swear to god I've blocked this motherfucker at least 3 times and this site is still trying to shove him down my throat.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

How do I filter out 40 year olds who think they're clever from my feed?

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

I'm gonna Anton Blast a huge wad in my pants.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Would you still love me if I got really into warframe again?

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

I swear to god I've blocked George Takei and Mark Hamill on here at least 3 times and I'm still seeing their posts.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

I need to get into more arguments with fat bitches so I can use this gif

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments