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The more this loser speaks, the more you realize why his awful family locked his aunt in a prison and then spent decades pretending she didn't exist

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Every will stancil post is like "I eat chipotle every day and every day I have uncontrollable diarrhea, therefore diarrhea makes people eat chipotle"

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

kanye did what

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Officially throwing my hat in the ring to run for pope. With all due respect to Francis I would have heretics like jd vance arrested on sight and jailed indefinitely

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Idk why everyone is mad at him, Pete Hegseth drunkenly endangering the US military's ability to do war crimes makes him the best secretary of defense in my lifetime 🫡

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I think Clarence Thomas is the only person in history to have a similar amount of hitler particles as the actual adolf hitler, and the only reason he's a judge and not supreme leader is that we're lucky enough to be born in one of the universes where he's an uncharismatic dullard

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Least fascist FIFA opponent name

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Lmao this is the best app I have ever used

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Sorry I know the country is fucked but I can tell you right now that it's not going to be undone by the guy who texts his son to tell him when he jerks off. That's simply not an option, you're gonna have to make someone else to it

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I'm holding David Brooks' beer

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck it, Gorka's phone number

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I'm one of the few people my age that has always thought Harry Potter was a stupid book for babies long before we knew how reprehensible JK Rowling was and yes I do consider myself morally superior to the rest of you for never giving her a dime

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

"autistic kids don't go on dates or have jobs as productive members of society" he is confusing autism with being a college republican

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Doing a quadruple take at this absurd headline/author combo

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

4 years ago I was saying that we should be prosecuting ICE and that "abolish ICE" was a position for moderates and liberals were smugly replying that I should vote for trump if I didn't like joe's policies

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

given the blatant human rights abuses and crimes against humanity, the most moderate position from the democratic party in this moment should be that they prosecute and lock up the entire trump administration and heavily sanction el salvador

submitted 6 days ago • 57 comments

No doubt in my mind that if Trump had deported a CEO instead of someone who works for a living that the democrats would be moving heaven and earth to bring him home

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The level in Resident Evil 8 where you're locked in the basement with a giant fetus monster that you might be hallucinating was so stressful for me I quit playing the game for two weeks and almost uninstalled it just because I didn't want to finish that part

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

At a certain point we're going to have to start discussing consequences for all of these people that are a little more severe than "midterms bad"

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I see that we're getting back to the first term thing of periodically introducing a new character that's just a weird little freak

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Both Biden and the people who worked for him think Palestinians are dirt. This proves it. It should not be remotely controversial to oppose Trump sending immigrant students who are here legally to a Louisiana prison solely for their nonviolent protest activities. And yet!!!

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

It's so funny to give them little outfits and describe the fully automated 10 minute trip as a "mission". Everyone knows they basically went on a Disneyland ride but they expect us to do an emperor's new clothes thing and pretend Katy Perry is an astronaut lmao. Rich people are hilarious

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone on Bluesky making sure their mutuals aren’t the Matt Yglesias sock puppet account by making them write a good post

submitted 8 days ago • 34 comments

respect to matty's grindset. If you're not gassing yourself up with 10-15 different sock puppet accounts on any given day then you're not dedicated enough the the craft of engagement bait posting

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Just bankshot a crumpled paper towel off the dog's nose and into the trash can

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I think it's funny that The Joker caused a huge moral panic over nothing but then Minecraft ended up validating those fears years later

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Kim Reynolds when the liquor store only has fifths of seagrams and no handles

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

RIP you fuckin loser

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I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird

submitted 11 days ago • 184 comments

Hey kids I know these are uncertain times and a lot of you are angry, frightened, and a little bit sad right now. But what if I told you that there was a man from long ago that left us a manual for how to use these feelings to make the world better? [Picking up acoustic guitar] his name was Lenin-

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Just because Donald Trump is a big wet moron who has no idea what he's doing and is showing clear signs of dementia doesn't mean I have a second part to this sentence

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The FDIC is one of those things thats universally beneficial for basically every single person in the country as well as the banking industry itself at minimal cost to taxpayers so it's gonna be annoying as hell to watch trumpworld struggle to all become experts overnight about why it's bad actually

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