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Solving the male loneliness epidemic by calling every other guy Big Dog

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Just saw a picture of Zohran's wife and briefly lost consciousness. We need him to win at all costs so we can keep seeing her on TV and whatnot, everyone sign up to phone bank so we can get this over the line👇 www.zohranfornyc.com/volunteer/ev...

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Wow, hard to believe it. RIP Kristi Noem. I am hearing that on her deathbed the secretary received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now she looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

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Listen up y'all, I don't care how bad your diarrhea is this is why you never take Imodium for more than 2 days 👇

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I truly believe we will look back at this attitude as the sickness of our political era. It is an extremely basic fact, and has been for decades, that the vast majority of political violence in the US is committed by the right! You cannot solve a problem if you refuse to identify it.

submitted 1 day ago • 106 comments

Stand your ground laws should 100% apply to masked goons wearing no uniform, badge, or identification trying to kidnap you or anyone

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Trump: we're gonna do a bad thing, a really awful thing /Crowd boos Trump (spicy voice): -but we're gonna make it 10% less bad! /Crowd cheers Trump (annoyed, quickly cutting them off): i mean 50% worse

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i'm developing a heuristic for interpreting republican governance

submitted 1 day ago • 31 comments

When Americans start dying for no reason other than so Netanyahu can stay out of prison a while longer I will once again be completely vindicated in my belief that only complete rubes join the US military

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it is funny how tech overlords, whose sole work experience is pretending to have something to sell while getting and burning through tons of outside capital with an end game that is solely enriching themselves, just assumed government jobs were as inefficient, corrupt, and pointless as their own

submitted 3 days ago • 13 comments

"a million what?"

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A lot of blue mayors and governors know the "don't give an order you don't expect to be obeyed" leadership maxim but interpret it as "I guess I can't order the cops to do anything" rather than as a crisis of insubordination.

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Corporations tomorrow after they see the turnout for trump's parade

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Am I having a stroke?

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Remarkable. MSNC: "I want to reiterate this has been 100% peaceful." Seconds later, LA County sheriffs start firing on the crowd. Yet again, "law enforcement" deliberately escalated.

submitted 4 days ago • 1097 comments

Women are also allowed to park here because all women are goddesses

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This is embarrassing- I went to the wrong rally and accidentally ended up at the No Wings march? Just a bunch of Gerry Rafferty fans protesting against Paul and Linda McCartney

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No Kings except for men who put their phone away and practice active listening when a girl is telling them what happened on The Bachelor this week 👑

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

bibi needs to stop hiding in tunnels in civilian areas of jerusalem. i deplore his use of human shields

submitted 5 days ago • 8 comments

Important PSA, please share: if you are being detained by marines you can easily escape by distracting them with a coloring book or a rubber bouncy ball

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Get this racist old warmonger outta here, man. If Israel wants to start wars that's their problem

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no kings except the fellas in the group chat

submitted 5 days ago • 20 comments

Came out of a porta potty once and Chuck Berry was waiting in line to use it next

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can I get a fuckin policy or something

submitted 5 days ago • 8 comments

I'm sure attacking a country that willingly gave up its nuclear program will prove to be useful for convincing other countries to give up their nuclear programs rather than doubling down on them

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Six Pack Of Hamm's Watching Stanley Cup Six Pack Of Hamm's Watching Stanley Cup

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I'm sorry I made this account to talk about sports, it's not my fault that Things keep happening

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Wait so does iran have a right to defend itself or do we only use that line when it means someone wants to kill Muslims?

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just my fuckin luck that ww3 starts before I can get my hands on a switch 2

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