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Part of the Xodus. Test Cricket. Oasis. Kasabian. Cheltenham Festival. David Gower. Caveats: I quote tweet and swear a lot
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A cat and a box. As normal as Gin with Tonic or Laurel with Hardy

Happy birthday to me!

Just went back to "The other place" to watch a video of a Horse running yesterday and immediately after it finished a video featuring Alex "Fuck im skint now" Jones started. I know Bluesky is quieter etc but at least I don't have any Fascist propaganda being thrown at me.

Dya know what fucks me off? My old dear is a Scouser, I have more reason to support Liverpool than anyone I know; But NOOOO My Dad: "Come and watch the Boro" He said "It'll be fun he said"

Beyond excited for this place, Kerala food!

Middlesbrough.

🎵For our skills are not needed, they've streamlined the job, And with sliderule and stopwatch our pride they have robbed🎵 🙄😔 www.heraldscotland.com/news/2491206...

Only one man can save Spurs now.....

Cost of Guinness on my travels so far this year. Dublin £5.84 London (N10) £5.20 Middlesbrough £3.40 (!) Harrogate £6 Absorb what we pay in this town like.

Imagine doing lines of Charlie, at 10.30 on a Sunday morning, in the toilets at Watford Gap services. Just imagine that being your life?

Wereeeeeeeeeeeeee the first ones to dieeeeeeeeee! Unreal! Amazing!

THE BOYS ARE BACK! THE BOYS ARE BACK! THE BOYS ARE BACK AND WE'RE LOOKIN' FOR TROUBLE? #DropkickMurphys

🎵And all of these things the worker has done From tilling the fields to carrying the gun We've been yoked to the plough since time first began And always expected to carry the can🎵 LETS GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fucking Spuds doing Spuds things. What a shambles of a club.

Ok, starting to get very excited now 😁😁😁

Same 😔

How many years of this shit, honestly why do I bother

The reason the Women got trounced in Australia is clearly because there were no 100 ball games. Dirty cheating Aussies.

TOP TIP: If you meet with me wanting to sell my house on my behalf? Do NOT open with a defence of Liz Truss.

I'm currently trying to reacquaint myself with the Dropkick Murphy's and I think I might die next week

Good ole Ryanair...from the Virgin media school of customer service

Private booth, buckets of cider, Footie on the Tele and a hot leggy blonde.....

Honestly don't think people realise how much we fucking love Tony Mowbray. So happy he is back in the game and more importantly, healthy 🥹🥹🥹

Parmo at 2am, this delight known as a breakfast pizza sandwich at 11am. Now I have heartburn.

Given that I no longer need to be at my Mam's 6 nights a week, I need to move away from convenience food and start cooking again (Which I love) tonight offing straight from Nigel Slaters "Real food" Lemon and Basil* chicken *Basil goes in later lol

What a good looking fuck I am 😂

Dublin and Punchestown. Absolute blast.

2024 was a very difficult year, but I'll never forget how much I laughed and laughed, to the point I completely creased up when @mrjamesob.bsky.social delivered the Farage riots monologue, whilst he was in the same room. Link below. ENJOY youtu.be/KiAw6jmxTas?...

I honestly don't think I can watch this Boro match anymore. Nothing to do with us, but the referee is dire and the co commentator is absolutely dire. I can mute the telebox but I can't mute the Ref

After 23 years of working full time I've just taken my first ever sick day. I feel GRIM 🤒🥵😔

What Boxing Day is all about. Just what Jesus wanted.

Been to see Mam in her new home, got her a cat, opened the Cloudy Bay and got @jayrayner1.bsky.social new book. Merry Christmas everyone.

She is awful, absolutely awful at every level. Political, human, just terrible

Brilliant game of football that

Spurs fans utterly embarrassing themselves here