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If I ever made you reevaluate your sense of humor, mission accomplished.

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“We just don’t know and may never know” is a perfectly acceptable answer

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When someone I don’t know has me blocked I assume they sensed a dark and powerful presence on my bloodline

submitted 8 hours ago • 8 comments

This continues to be a philosophical account.

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I do believe that I have perfected the art of the ugly cry Come at me fellas

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wife: why r u putting garlic in ur pants me: so dracula won’t try to eat my ass wife: why would dracula try to eat ur ass me: he won’t. the garlic- r u even listening

submitted 167 days ago • 7 comments

Regardless of what part of Canada you are in, it is illegal to challenge someone to, or accept an invitation for, a duel. The dueling itself is up for debate, but the question remains as to who will defend my honour should someone dare to steal my cheeses.

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Chickens won't even cross the road anymore for fear of being detained.

submitted 2 days ago • 20 comments

I’m glad boobs aren’t on our elbows

submitted 23 hours ago • 7 comments

Tell men you won’t sleep with them because it’s too big. Gives them a whole new complex.

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RFK Jr. is the one doctor/dentist that doesn't recommend things that all other doctors/dentists recommend.

submitted 23 hours ago • 10 comments

New spirit animal has dropped

submitted 18 hours ago • 2 comments

currently blocked by 669 people and all I have to say is: nice

submitted 20 hours ago • 18 comments

The man of my dreams is rechargeable and comes with a two-year limited warranty.

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[sexting] *puts on hulk hands*

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Long story short, that was the worst place for the Viagra to finally kick in.

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Guys that want to dm but don't like my skeets are like guys that asked me out while bartending but didn't tip. Just saying

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Reasonably accurate, I think

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Cheese and crackers snack break before I kill someone

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call of duty: bag of douches

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When seasonal depression closes a door, it opens a window for seasonal allergies

submitted 27 days ago • 4 comments

We don't have a rocket to launch rich women into space, but next week you can see six of our cocktail servers attempt to jump a jet ski over a beaver dam.

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

I've got one boob in my pocket and the other one is playing a piano

submitted 39 days ago • 20 comments

I'm hoarding the Grimace toys from the Minecraft Happy Meal for use as currency in the coming apocalypse.

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it’s like they were born to do this

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The best compliment someone can give you is that you have a beautiful soul. Being told you have beautiful tits is cool too though.

submitted 18 days ago • 28 comments

Good morning to people who reskeet me only.

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I'm not above using hot dog water to entice admirers to my lair.

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Thoughts?

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It was all fun and games until Ethel's left boob got run over by an ‘03 Corolla.

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*first time meeting his parents  Them: what do you like about our son?  Me: he’s really good with his fingers  Them: yes, he is very handy  Me: yeah sure, that's totally what I meant

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