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CrimePanda on the Discord ✨ Queen of clown town ✨ Probably busy writing or playing in the mountains
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Still working on peg collages, but lookit how fun these are turning out!!

Gonna show all the cat collages I've made so far - a few more to go!

I'm like if a cartoon character had to have an office job

I'm bored at work - send me a picture of your pet and I'll make them a name collage!

If this continues, I fear I shall have to marry for money.

Poor kitty was growling in her sleep last night - I think she was having a nightmare :(

Hey! I really felt the weight of everything last week, and I wanted a way to talk through it... so I've been working on (maybe the first???) choose your own adventure game set up directly *in* Bluesky. And here it is! Would you like to visit the Garden of Fortune with me? Enter the garden.

I accidentally stepped on a snail :(((((

if i do not eat a kiwi today i am going to become a problem for local authorities

you can just walk into a theater, buy popcorn, and then leave

:3 meow

Chat, is it horrible to shower at midnight if you live in an apartment above someone else??? I try to keep quiet but just can't sleep at reasonable times some nights

I know better than to take my meds as the same time as caffeine, but I really wanted a Crystal Light this morning, and tragically I only have the caffeine version - alas, now I can see my heart beat lol

I know it's petty, but I get so annoyed when people get "Thee" and "Thou" mixed up.

Remember to check out your local 5051 Protests this weekend! Or look for other local orgs standing up and speaking out

🦇 Dan Riskin on "How do bats drink without falling in?" youtu.be/AN4hlAWxo2M?...

Okay - what would be reasonable price to charge for creating cat collages for people? It usually takes like two hours?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXT8... Here's Eartha Kitt reading a story for you ✨

made some sad art because I got a speeding ticket lol

eat a pomegranate in the dark - enjoy the texture, the flavor, the intenseness of existence

Tell her happy birthday or ELSE (she is four today :)))