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crimepanda.bsky.social
CrimePanda on the Discord ✨ Queen of clown town ✨ Probably busy writing or playing in the mountains
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GM!

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i can't stop performing CPR on inanimate objects as a bit send help

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if it was so much colder yesterday why am I cold TODAY

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I want to say, I ✨ really✨ appreciate all your support of my work. Especially the dark/creepy oriented pieces. It means a lot, Thank you.

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=irDt...

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I know you're not SUPPOSED to climb in the dryer, but it looks so warm and the metal is shiny and the spinning tube seems to go on forever in a cozy chrome dream...

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miso soup blasting me with her rat brain waves (nothing is happening)

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the planet is my best friend ✨

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back in my day, if you helped an old woman fetch water from the well she would turn into a beautiful fairy and grant you a wish - now all they do is give you a shout-out on their Tik Tok live :(

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things are getting worse...now i would kill TWO men for a bowl of noodles

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i would kill any man for a bowl of noodles rn

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GM!!

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_o... Happy Indigenous Sovereignty Day, AKA Un-Captain Cook Day!!

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*frantically performing CPR on a skeleton*

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GM!

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even if ur alone Feb. 14th, you can still celebrate because it's also the day captain cook got killed for being a colonizing bastard :))

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I TAKE A WALK

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For those of you desperately in need of distraction from today's headlines, here's a photo of a bunny & a chick who are friends.

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when my meds wear off i start walking like a Bethesda NPC

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I think IT was scarier in the 80's because people could still buy houses and things. The real world is scarier than clowns in sewers, now.

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In the next life, may we all be snowbears frolicking in fireweed fields

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@trashpandacoco.bsky.social

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I get to live under this sky? See these mountains? These trees? Extraordinary ❤︎

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Cats don't care about gender because they are too busy scheming how to get more snackies, but I frequently I introduce Chia like, "This is Miss Kitty; she's two." And then people will say, "He's so cute!" I think it's because she's a black kitty and for some reason that's associated with male cats??

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GM!

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