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This is a Twin Peaks stan and police hating account and reconciling that contradiction is your own problem. She/guy
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My cat Bobbie just stole a piece of lettuce from my salad and tried to eat it. She then spit it out in disgust and looked at me like it was my fault. I don’t have a photo of her with the lettuce, but here is one of her yesterday looking real guilty when I caught her sticking a dirty paw in my tea.

submitted 1 day ago • 54 comments

It's $80-ish each way, too. For the same dates, the cheapest flight was twice as much. On Spirit.

submitted 4 hours ago • 7 comments

Interesting thing for the President to say about a person who, according the government’s lawyers, “has no actual or formal authority to make government decisions himself” and “only has the ability to advise the President, or communicate the President’s directives.”

submitted 4 hours ago • 285 comments

As you might imagine, this got weird quickly. But, too late—it has been loosed into the world. papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....

submitted 4 hours ago • 15 comments

god damn, those last two lines

submitted 4 hours ago • 2 comments

This is a cry for help! This link is to support my family. I hope you read my words and help my family! Even if you can't, knowing what we've been through, posting this link via quote again would feel like a soothing balm to our wounds, and we would be grateful! ❤️😢 gofund.me/dcb54863

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

They're supposed to find all the Hitler particles Von Braun buried all over the place so Elon & RFK Jr can huff em, probably, idk I might not even be joking, who knows what the fuck is going on 1819news.com/news/item/fb...

submitted 4 hours ago • 10 comments

We're approaching the international conceptual meme singularity point so I think we should seriously consider taking up mass spiritual warfare against our collective oppressors

submitted 5 hours ago • 3 comments

Hello everyone 👋 We are still suffering from extreme cold and a lack of electricity, water and infrastructure Everything has been destroyed and we are just trying to survive Please, if you feel for us, donate to us to overcome all this suffering and share this post 😔🙏🏾 gofund.me/5f6f3ef3

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Really enjoying the stories about congressmen getting yelled at about DOGE shit in their town halls. Not because I feel like it's necessarily going to move things in the right direction in the next election cycle or two, really. I just like stories about congressmen getting yelled at I think.

submitted 18 hours ago • 122 comments

Okay sure okay www.bbc.com/news/article...

submitted 6 hours ago • 8 comments

Malcolm X may have been onto something when he said white people are the devil.

submitted 371 days ago • 73 comments