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people say Elon keeps the baby around his critical hit area to avoid being taken out but I think if that was the motivation he wouldn't have named it like the 1HP enemies a boss spawns in its second form

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This is my hourlong performance “Frog Unlocked” in which I dissect a frog among other things

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That does sound good.

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Clay-colored stool represents a health emergency. Clay-shaped stool is normal, obviously.

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Tryna strike at ore, cus im probly a miner!

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Elon musk should goose step and say “my legs go out to you”

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[me as controller vibration director for a video game]: Hmm. I think the controller should vibrate during this part

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Daily_Colors_Official posted: Today’s color is Red. A primary color which occupies the reddest end of the visible spectrum, red is the color of blood and cherries. redgirl2001 commented: My absolute favorite color ❤️

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My favorite beer is modelo!

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Saying “ladies and gentlemen” is such an excellent way to get the attention of some ladies and gentlemen

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I don’t want America to slide into abject naked fascism at all but doing ironic nazism is truly the most vigorless and pasteurized form of evil available. We have a deep fascist tradition to pull from, going back centuries. Why are we chopping and screwing Hitler? It smacks of a soulless reboot.

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[watching someone destroy the whole world] Oh my god. Evil exists?? [destroying the whole world with my actions] Oh my god. Accidents happen??

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[thinking about baseball while giving head to fend off my partner’s orgasm] Wait

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Anyone down to chat about the film Annette from 2021?

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Woke up thinking about “hanned soap”

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do we really have to keep autolobotomizing ourselves to live in a world of stupid cruelty and mass extinction. i guess the alternative is feeling deep religious shame, wailing in agony, tearing our hair out... which are frankly cringe activities

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