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Rubio sank so far into that couch I was honestly afraid JD Vance might fuck him.

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Picking up your grandpa at the eye doctor

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submitted 18 days ago • 28 comments

Hooters for one just hits different. And by different I mean kind of skeazy.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Last leg of my parlay I need to hit is an Eagles fan eating police horse shit to celebrate this win. Not cashing out. I think I can hit it.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

It was a true honor for Travis Kelce to allow himself to get stomped out in front of the man who openly hates his girlfriend.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Mitch McConnell fell today. Did someone roll him over so he didn’t get stuck on his back?

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

I'm upset that I've recently learned that I don't have the kind of disability that lets me get away with doing racist stuff. If you don't like this joke, that's okay. I still throw my heart out to you.

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

Even though it hurts when it happens, I at least take comfort in the fact that I get made fun of way less in public than someone who has a Cybertruck.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

On the bright side, with the Eagles winning, we got another chance for a fan to eat police horse shit.

submitted 36 days ago • 2 comments

What video games we playing this week?

submitted 37 days ago • 3 comments

Had a great weekend in Janesville, WI. Three dynamite shows. Next week I go to the Royal Rumble and then Sunday in Fort Wayne. If you see me, say hi. I’ll be the one who looks like me.

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I’m in Janesville, WI this Friday and Saturday at the Comedy Cabin. Shows will be fire. Weather will not be.

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I want to say that I hope the Chiefs lose, but if I do, I'm scared the refs will call an unnecessary roughness penalty on the Texans.

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Order of preference for teams left in the playoffs to win the Super Bowl Lions Texans Bills Commanders Rams Eagles Ravens Meteor kills us all Getting a flesh-eating bacteria Having my testicles impaled by a bull’s horn …. Chiefs

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I love boneless wings. And anyone who takes issue with that and makes a big deal about them being chicken nuggets, I hope you develop a personality soon.

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

My son has randomly started saying the word “kadam” and he’ll say it any time he sees Elmo’s legs. Any ideas? Because my wife doesn’t like that I think he’s saying, “Goddamn, look at dem legs!”

submitted 48 days ago • 2 comments

There has to be a better way for a company to tell you your loan has been paid in full than sending an e-mail that says, "YOUR AUTOPAY HAS BEEN DEACTIVATED. PLEASE CALL US TO CONTINUE PAYMENTS."

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

I’m up to 100 followers on here now! Take that, everyone who got 100K within 12 seconds of making their account!

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

How’s my 2025 going? Almost shit my pants in a library.

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

Happy New Year, you titans of industry!

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

Excited I’m back on the roster at the Ice House in Pasadena. It was the very first place I ever did standup. A little holiday pick-me-up.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Glad to see the Cubs acquire Kyle Tucker. And now with that trade, it opens up a spot for me at third base.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Now that Juan Soto has signed, I can finally sign with a team. Open for business, MLB execs.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like I’m the only person who hasn’t figured out Bluesky.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Give me all of your sports and non-sports cards please so I can sort and organize them and put them in binders like the intense little dork I am.

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

Live your life on a way where people don’t cheer when you die.

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

Starter packs are apparently big here to get followers when really it should be Starter jackets.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

My 1-year-old son decided not to make any noise when he woke up so I never heard him and got him up way too late. He’s now 26.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

As a theater person, I want to go see Wicked. I will not watch it in a movie theater though, because theater people will be there.

submitted 93 days ago • 1 comment

I have a video on Instagram starting to do numbers. It’s a video promoting a show I did in September that nobody came to if you wanna know how awesome social media is.

submitted 94 days ago • 1 comment

One of my toxic traits is that I start acquiring a new collection before I have properly narrowed down my other collections. That and knowing a lot about former Cubs first baseman Leon Durham.

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment

I’m thankful that all my classmates growing up were screwed out of doing hand turkeys because of me.

submitted 96 days ago • 1 comment

Preparing for turkey day by eating an entire slightly smaller turkey today.

submitted 97 days ago • 2 comments

My wife and I are both getting flu and COVID shots today. We made the mistake of having her go first while I watched the boy. She doesn’t do shots well so she is potentially lying on the linoleum of the clinic thus prolonging my exposure to Ms. Rachel songs.