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Big hawks guys. Allegedly smelly doofus.
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Two weeks ago, I wrote that Democrats are facing a problem, where they may be seriously underrating the rage of their base and their own Tea Party moment. If they vote for this CR, it'd amplify that. Durbin, Hickenlooper etc would all be facing major discontent. split-ticket.org/2025/02/21/t...

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Genuinely having a hard time fathoming how Tesla could be any more un-cool than this moment. A month ago if you drove a Tesla, I'd sympathize with you. You didn't know how badly it would age culturally at the time you bought it. Now if you drive a Tesla, you're a lil bitch.

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I almost lasted a week :(

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We are witnessing a record-setting "kill your own career" speedrun

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Inshallah may I never watch another Peacock stream for the rest of my life.

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*stick out leg on a screen and trips Olsen* "Oh wow Lucy Olsen just spontaneously fell what a silly gal teehee :)"

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"Gotta put the ball in Lucy Olsens hands for the shot, she's pulled you into this game" SHES 5/20 WHAT GAME ARE YOU WATCHING

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I don't know who these commentators are for the Peacock stream but we are not watching the same game lmao.

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I think there’s a significant disconnect between Peacock’s announcing team and what actually is happening on the floor.

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This is like Kendrick and Drake if both of them were Drake.

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Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

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That was better than I even dreamed.

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Ready for Drake to be called a pedophile by the masses

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hungarys family policies are the plans elon musk consistently touts as the solution to raise the birth rate by the way lmfao

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everyone who voted for the party vowing to destroy the country and every governmental function stunned at the party actually destroying the country and every governmental function

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Whoever shoots Elon will have statues built in his honor.

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I LOVE SAYING STUPID THINGS ON THE INTERNET THAT AGE POORLY!

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Lucy Olsen's shot selection will give me an aneurysm before the games end.

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Oof. They did not stick the landing with Arcane Season 2 :(

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“remarkable proposal from a sitting president” and the remarkable proposal is ethnic cleansing

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. @sickoscommittee.org becoming @mnaurorafc.bsky.social owners. Haha Yes!

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Man I wonder how the Caitlin Clark discourse will hit on this app when the time comes. May 17th will be the true stress-test of Bluesky.

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I've seen now 3 separate "ICE is operating in St Paul/Minneapolis" posts, not a single one pointing to a 1st person account or source and sharing that shit around means you're doing the facists' work for them.

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Things you LOVE to see

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It's truly wild how SEC dominance completely evaporated the second we made paying players legal.

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Very polite of Luigi, with all he has going on right now, to escorts Adams to jail.

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Jan Jensen, attempting to freeze hell over, is telling the Carver crowd to stand up. Love to see it 🥲

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Those Days Are Gone 10 Year Anniversary tour got announced today. Skipping Minneapolis. Peripheral Vision 10 Year Anniversary tour got announced today. Skipping Minneapolis.

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Luigi is my Mario Kart character until the end of time.

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Today we remember the legacy of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson

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SEC chant is just the absolute lamest thing out there, man

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I had excellent meetings with Senators yesterday, where they told me to eat shit and die

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ahahaha WHAT?

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There were a few people on Twitter from Iowa that I didn't actually know, but we always like eachothers posts that involved crying about football and I need those dudes over here 😔

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Pulisic just did the trump dance. I'm gonna vomit.

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Lucy Olsen! Good at basketball!

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If you paid money because you had a genuine belief that a 58 year old dude could beat an amateur boxer in his prime age, YOU NEED TO HAVE SOME SHAME.

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