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if you replaced these guys' inboxes with a woman sportswriter's, they'd commit suicide by lunchtime

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slime girl x robot girl yuri but the robot gets more and more slimy and organic every time they do whatever they do for sex meanwhile the slime girl start displaying cyborg parts on her outer membrane

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

I tripped and started doodled these two heiress and rebel again I DONT have a glove thing. I like them a lot I should give them like. Names. Or something.

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

oh god they’re combing through mouse models that mess with sex hormones? glad a lot of our funding comes from private foundations

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COOKING SHOW IDEA: Contestants must sneak as much sawdust as possible into a dish. Most sawdust wins. They're kicked off if restaurant patrons don't finish the meal. The catch?—Patrons are told that child chefs w/ leukemia made the food. Bald child actors watch them expectantly

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just want to have a meal as delicious as the incredibly hyper real ones on a halal cart’s advertisements look

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good

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actually it's better to shoplift from small businesses than from huge chains because unlike the faceless corporation the local asshole psychologically abusing his teen workforce in exchange for minimum wage might actually feel that loss

submitted 8 days ago • 8 comments

do regimes tend to survive after immediately wrecking the economy and pissing off the entire country?

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I think it’s important to place J. Sakai’s writing in its time, in the mid-80s. by my wages, I have 1/5 of the purchasing power of the settler labor aristocracy that he talks about in that book

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

the only constant in the transit industry is Andy Byford pulling off something brilliant and paradigm-changing using almost no resources and then being curbstomped by the dumbest politicians possible

submitted 9 days ago • 8 comments

I don’t even really care how they do it anymore they need to figure out a way for rent in nyc chicago oakland philly la etc to be like $500 maximum so people can realistically move here when their home state takes away their hormones and gives housing and job discrimination a big thumbs up

submitted 9 days ago • 7 comments

REMEMBER KIDS when flooding a snitch form, DON’T use obvious troll responses that can be filtered out with a query Use PLAUSIBLE FAKE data that will take TIME and EFFORT to run down. This poisons the entire data pool and makes it useless

submitted 10 days ago • 43 comments

Seeing a lot of people talking about flooding this with the bee movie script and the like, so I guess it's time to replicate my twitter thread on how to do this effectively for bluesky peeps.

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magic the gathering tip: you can stop your opponent from casting a timely counterspell by placing your lips on theirs and getting a lil tongue action in there gay style

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

Statements like this are hard to square with reality of an entire mirror world of counter-intellectuals, who themselves create and use jargon and who write impenetrable prose.

submitted 13 days ago • 5 comments

what if yoda got really into skincare, “put on retinol I have. Disappeared, my wrinkles have”

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

come on man at least don’t do your job while watching a better show

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

there’s a reason gene therapy startups fail all the time for horrible side effects do not CRISPR your baby

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I know the Amazon 40k thing will fail, because it needed to be a low budget BBC production circa 1998 that got cancelled after 1 season. It’s baked into the DNA

submitted 21 days ago • 25 comments

every day trans people wake up and suffer the humiliation of having to fight for our human rights under the banner of a flag that looks like we got it at babies-r-us

submitted 21 days ago • 63 comments

Noooooooooooooo

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

great writing gorgeously presented nice stuff very cool aresluna.org/the-hardest-...

submitted 22 days ago • 3 comments

relevant athena tweet from the other site:

submitted 23 days ago • 6 comments

my computer sucks so bad dude

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

you need to be viziermaxxing. you need to scheme behind the sultan's back. you need to be the real power behind the throne. you need to hire the dastardly hashashin to dispose of your enemies. you need to become the keeper of everyone's darkest secrets. you need to be viziermaxxing

submitted 424 days ago • 11 comments

Is Pawbiotix Really Increase Dog's Life?

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

As has been said by others before, 'trans people have always found ways to survive' is just a way of saying 'shut up about your medicine, rights, and job'

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

The men carrying out Musk's coup are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran. Make them famous. And, eventually, when possible, arrest them and charge them with multiple felonies. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...

if you replaced these guys' inboxes with a woman sportswriter's, they'd commit suicide by lunchtime

slime girl x robot girl yuri but the robot gets more and more slimy and organic every time they do whatever they do for sex meanwhile the slime girl start displaying cyborg parts on her outer membrane

I tripped and started doodled these two heiress and rebel again I DONT have a glove thing. I like them a lot I should give them like. Names. Or something.

oh god they’re combing through mouse models that mess with sex hormones? glad a lot of our funding comes from private foundations

COOKING SHOW IDEA: Contestants must sneak as much sawdust as possible into a dish. Most sawdust wins. They're kicked off if restaurant patrons don't finish the meal. The catch?—Patrons are told that child chefs w/ leukemia made the food. Bald child actors watch them expectantly

just want to have a meal as delicious as the incredibly hyper real ones on a halal cart’s advertisements look

good

actually it's better to shoplift from small businesses than from huge chains because unlike the faceless corporation the local asshole psychologically abusing his teen workforce in exchange for minimum wage might actually feel that loss

do regimes tend to survive after immediately wrecking the economy and pissing off the entire country?

I think it’s important to place J. Sakai’s writing in its time, in the mid-80s. by my wages, I have 1/5 of the purchasing power of the settler labor aristocracy that he talks about in that book

the only constant in the transit industry is Andy Byford pulling off something brilliant and paradigm-changing using almost no resources and then being curbstomped by the dumbest politicians possible

I don’t even really care how they do it anymore they need to figure out a way for rent in nyc chicago oakland philly la etc to be like $500 maximum so people can realistically move here when their home state takes away their hormones and gives housing and job discrimination a big thumbs up

REMEMBER KIDS when flooding a snitch form, DON’T use obvious troll responses that can be filtered out with a query Use PLAUSIBLE FAKE data that will take TIME and EFFORT to run down. This poisons the entire data pool and makes it useless

Seeing a lot of people talking about flooding this with the bee movie script and the like, so I guess it's time to replicate my twitter thread on how to do this effectively for bluesky peeps.

magic the gathering tip: you can stop your opponent from casting a timely counterspell by placing your lips on theirs and getting a lil tongue action in there gay style

Statements like this are hard to square with reality of an entire mirror world of counter-intellectuals, who themselves create and use jargon and who write impenetrable prose.

what if yoda got really into skincare, “put on retinol I have. Disappeared, my wrinkles have”

come on man at least don’t do your job while watching a better show

there’s a reason gene therapy startups fail all the time for horrible side effects do not CRISPR your baby

I know the Amazon 40k thing will fail, because it needed to be a low budget BBC production circa 1998 that got cancelled after 1 season. It’s baked into the DNA

every day trans people wake up and suffer the humiliation of having to fight for our human rights under the banner of a flag that looks like we got it at babies-r-us

Noooooooooooooo

great writing gorgeously presented nice stuff very cool aresluna.org/the-hardest-...

relevant athena tweet from the other site:

my computer sucks so bad dude

you need to be viziermaxxing. you need to scheme behind the sultan's back. you need to be the real power behind the throne. you need to hire the dastardly hashashin to dispose of your enemies. you need to become the keeper of everyone's darkest secrets. you need to be viziermaxxing

Is Pawbiotix Really Increase Dog's Life?

As has been said by others before, 'trans people have always found ways to survive' is just a way of saying 'shut up about your medicine, rights, and job'

The men carrying out Musk's coup are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran. Make them famous. And, eventually, when possible, arrest them and charge them with multiple felonies. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...

trump is going to cause “accidental 9/11” to happen

i’m really struggling lately