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Southern randomness. Slicker than slow tongue. Occasional chaos purveyor. 🩷💚
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I need my dog to at least learn human, preferably English. Because all this barking…

The lyrics: Howl to the moon Me: POWER TO THE MOON 🔮

Me randomly: 🗣️YOU KNOW MY LITTLE NIGGAS OFF THEY ROCKER (me…i’m little niggas)

You know what’s some bullshit… Deductibles.

Four DUIs is crazy. Especially if you think those are the only four times she’s been caught… Who knows how many other times she was just out there willy-nilly up to her wig in fireball. You gotta go sit down for a minute babes.

Current conundrum: I currently have two different book series that I am at the last book in the series. But I also kinda don’t want the series to end so… I’m considering starting a completely new series. Should I just finish one of the ones I’ve already got started or should I start a new one?

Black men disrespecting Kamala Harris really makes me sick. Repeating some shit a white man that could give a FUCK if you live or die said is insane

Anyone take Lion’s mane? If so, what are your experiences with it? Side effects?

Did I just stumble upon some stories to watch?!? My muumuu levels are rising 🔥

It’s cold and rainy. Lasagna soup it is

Trying to conceptualize my Cowboy Carter outfit 😩🤯

One set of my grandparents are not fully black (neither one) but here I am… fully black looking. Amazingly. Don’t have to pull out the pictures or nothing.

Black isn’t a convenient costume to slap on when you want in.

A man who updates you because he knows how you overthink is top tier green flag energy

A real baddie! 🙂‍↕️

Happy 96th Birthday to James Hong 🎂

Need a giggle? Read random Leafly reviews. 🤣😭

B613! I beg!

I am currently in my full auntie zhuzh, muumuu on, warm tea on the nightstand (yes I’m already in bed), and college softball on TV.

Auntie is locked in. And y’all know who I’m rooting for! (🤎🖤)

What are those not in power and outnumbered supposed to do exactly? I see a lot of people popping shit but no solutions…

The only members of Congress willing to stand up and say the right thing with their entire chest right now are women of color. And it makes the silence from the rest of them louder than fucking thunder.

You know what is burning my biscuits currently. We can’t even leave this MF safely anymore!!! We are stuck on continental USA soil because the FAA has been gutted and can’t keep the planes from falling out, hitting each other, flipping over, like WTF.

The damage this administration has already done to the psyche, morale, and motivation of the federal workforce will take a generation to fix. And they are just getting started. Americans really are about to FAFO just how vital a functioning federal government is to their daily lives.

I’m fried and this is frying me more!! 😂😭

If Beyoncé plays Daddy lessons at this fucking concert, y’all are gonna have to carry me out like Fantasia

I really love this!

⚠️FLOOD YOUR FEEDS!⚠️ Della MacDonald, 14, was last seen at the Virginia Museum of Fine Arts on Saturday. Police said she has not contacted her family since that day.

Lightskin Keisha??

🍢🍢🍢🍢

Yes absolutely. And I used to go to target multiple times a week.

Insufferable.

Imagine being white in the United States of America talking about birthright citizenship. Hold on while I laugh.

Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.

Secret Garden

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Home run after home run!! Let’s get it girls!! #FSUSoftball 🍢