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That one guy from Cracked, Small Beans, and Gamefully Unemployed. Usually depressed, rarely funny. https://www.cracked.com/members/ramirez421 https://ko-fi.com/jcristianramirez
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Oh to be overestimated like an unremarkable white guy

Besides just being religious colonizers, I will never understand why missionaries are so deeply weird.

No it was because it was right wing.

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All I see here is top notch ball security, elite contact balance, a willingness to grind out tough yards btwn the tackles, and surprising burst after he finds daylight

"but what do you want Dems to do?" This is literally the baseline. This is minimum effort I'm looking for. More would be better

gotta hand it to this slimeball, nobody on the dem side is more open to changing it up in the service of the zeitgeist, the problem is he's a slimeball who would build the camps himself if it got him a presidency

Tonight is movie night! Come do that! Come do movies at 5pm PT! www.patreon.com/posts/132514...

So idk, maybe we don’t repost every single racist dipshit looking for their 5 minutes of fame by attacking Mamdani just so we can dunk on them? How have people not learned this yet?

What athlete’s expression will stay with you for the rest of your life?

There are a ton of factors at play and the primary blame obvious lies with the GOP and its ethnic cleansers but it is hard not to think Some of this could have been different if the terrified Democratic Party didn’t spend four years essentially ceding the terms of debate on immigration to the right

What athlete’s expression will stay with you for the rest of your life?

11/10 social media work by the Durham Bulls

🎶yoga men, wish death upon me / fire in my eye, dog, and I can't see🎶

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Saw a woman in full makeup going for a run today, and I just feel like ladies, when these are the guys out there you can (and probably should) embrace doing less

I'm often asked what Democratic politicians can do to learn from pro wrestling and combat Republican neokayfabe The simplest answer to that question is just, "Practice doing Dusty Rhodes's 1985 'Hard Times' promo in front of the mirror every morning until you really MEAN it" 🗣️ #wrestlesky #polisky

got to interview @katmabu.bsky.social about Mamdani's win, using campaigns to inspire, and fighting the far right. www.everythingishorrible.net/p/people-don...

One of the clearest examples I've seen of the need for politicians to lead the polls rather than follow them. People's opinions on policy are *highly* malleable in response to different messaging frames.

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Quote with your favorite Pokémon

Thanks to Fox for showing everyone what a winning platform looks like

name a player who played for the Celtics and the Hawks (I had to go for the funniest answer) youtube.com/shorts/A4wds...

We’ve got until 9pm. Make that call, send that text, canvass that poll site—these are the moments that decide this race.

It’s so funny that they essentially barred him from entry for a meme on his phone and now it’s literally everywhere on the internet. Truly the dumbest fascists

I would like these to be flavored like a good ramen

but @mayor.lacity.gov said this isn’t happening

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sorry I can't get over how cynical this is. dude *just* voted for a bill that was pushed by the crypto lobby and left out any protections against Trump's corruption. *now* he's claiming to address the issue with a bill that will never pass? this is galling even by modern Dem standards

The latest Simpsons Taught Me Everything episode is up on all audio platforms now, video version coming tomorrow along with a more robust plug! This is just a heads up to whet your whistle. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Every one of these people calls me a slur after looking around to confirm only other white people are listening

Given our average voter turnout it might actually be less popular

Iran has always seemingly been right around the corner, 3-5 years away from nuclearizing for 35 years

Dodgers didn’t win, but any night with @houseofblackcats.bsky.social is a win for me

I grew up in the 90s/2000s knowing several trans kids. I had LGBTQ teachers and mentors. My high school had an annual drag show. It wasn’t a problem until bigots made it a problem.

cc: @mayor.lacity.gov

As the world loses its, y’all are going to LOVE this show by @maggiemaefish.bsky.social and @megathem.bsky.social . Maggie’s insane brain that is screaming and full of care for the world is broken open and put out there for us all to find some laughs and comfort.