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Can’t wait to go back. The weather demands it.

A pastor was just found nailed to his bedroom wall right down the road from the resort I was just at on Sunday. Sleepy little horse town with little crime. 😮

Howdy from Shangrila Ranch! Perfect weather to even out the tan lines 😎

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Gonna miss Naked Gardening Day on Sat (new house, no yard) but I do have a chance to relax at the resort on Sunday. Try to even out the tan lines I got at the Alice Cooper event last week.

Just existing right now.

True story, especially now that I have a community pool. #tanlines

Hangin with Mr. Cooper.

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My 13yo wrote some terrible things about my wife which scared her enough to make him go live with his mom. I am caught in the middle and it’s some of the worst pain I’ve ever felt.

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

I’ll take all the less-than 100 degree days that I can get here in Arizona.

It’s a beautiful day!

Been at Shangrila Ranch for an hour now and it’s like my batteries are solar charging like Superman under earth’s yellow sun.

FINALLY going back to my local resort on Saturday. It’s been a long time and I’m looking forward to the sun/wind/water on my skin.

Are you tired of winning yet?

It’s really fascinating what happens when you remove diversity—white male incompetency is placed on full display and with no one to blame for their actions —so they just lie.

Storyboard for upcoming Superman film.

Today’s the day!

*Getting ready to go out to dinner* Wife: “You can bring the pimp umbrella because it’s raining but you are NOT wearing the skull necklace with the top of your shirt unbuttoned. It’s 2025.” Me: *sexy pout*

Getting to know where the hot spots are on my new grill.

One new thing for me and my naturism is not being afraid of temperature on my skin. Hot/cold. It’s okay to feel things! Being chilly or sweaty is actually part of feeling alive.

This year’s Wrestlemania is interesting