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My birthday fundraiser for the Humane Society of Chittenden County is getting SO CLOSE to the goal! They are a wonderful organization so please consider chipping in if you can. ☺️ givebutter.com/catsofyore

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True blood posting: why did sam fuck that activist woman

submitted 6 hours ago • 2 comments

It's good that its abnormally windy now it will go rly well with our 2 months of fire

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

cleaned my vacuum out lets goooo

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Nicole Paige Brooks deserves everything, I want her to be on tv all the time

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

fucking screaming at nicoles runway this week

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

maybe gonna walk 8k for a cheese burger

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

love to eat berries - me and bears

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u MUST wear sunscreen

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Lilith's blood gave him his pubes back?????

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

why does bill Compton have no pubes

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someone quit at my job and we found like 25 unwashed forks in her desk

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

I hate that everything i wanna buy comes from the states!!!!!!!

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If I was a famous model I would only take the jobs where u have to eat a cheese burger on a car

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

my beautiful cat is laying on her perch but eating her feet so she's missing all the bats flying into their bat hole for the day

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.

submitted 66 days ago • 684 comments

MACDONALD CHEESEBURGER

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

DIVA DOWN!!

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Shout out to the wind

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Got a shatter vape for walks cuz I don't wanna set any shit on fire with a joint and my shit is rocked

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Please help this shelter if you can! "We are extremely overwhelmed with kittens right now and have very few staff members, even fewer volunteers and worst of all, not enough money for supplies. We desperately need kitten food, wet &dry. We also need KMR milk replacement"

submitted 8 days ago • 13 comments

Crying cuz my friend* is moving away *cat i hang out with outside

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

my summer bod is identical to my winter bod but add gallons of sweat

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

We wanna sweep ur parking lot we are aware there is no where to park on the street but please move ur car

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

naiiiiiiiiiil daaaaaaaaaaaaay [wkuk voice] i still dont know what to get tho but will prob do the exact same thing with a different colour 🤹‍♀️

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I'm so glad they put Ru in something nice this week mother can move again

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

what if I've been smoking weed so long I don't even know how wet my eyes are supposed to be like they must be so dry

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

screaming from outside and also inside i am both inside the house and I am also the house

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Sookie so dumb SOOKIE UR SO DUMB

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Why do i get a headache every Thursday

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good i hope it kills me tonight

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

i hate summer lol

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

KILL the colonel, fuck Ronald, marry the burger king, making me the burger queen

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

your controls

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