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critlin.bsky.social
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I didn't get my ears blasted cuz one was empty and the other was all sitting on top of the ear drum so I have to oil it twice a day for TEN DAYS to try break it down

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I fucking love falafel

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anyone else excited to celebrate 4/20*??? * the day in 1867 that the Nautilus was attacked by the giant squid in Twenty-Thousand Leagues Under the Sea, what else would I mean

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My ears are all oiled up for my ear cleaning tomorrow I hope i don't thrash involuntarily

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Held out for 15 years on getting my full license cuz I didn't wanna drive some dude around in my car and they finally are getting rid of the second road test SUCK IT EVERYONE WHO TOLD ME TO JUST GO DO IT

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I have major burger lust for a burger that's an hour and a half a way

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She's got Larry King shoulders

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Naomi smalls is my Helen of Troy

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The unexpected sound of a #porcupine asking for food is … polite. Despite their spiky defense, porcupines are gentle herbivores and they’re surprisingly vocal. It’s common they chatter or hum when they’re hungry, especially in human care

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WHAT TIME PATCH COME OUT?!?!?

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In mourning because I can't wear huge wool socks for like 4 months

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I hate 2 orn3 pairs of shorts summer is my personal 9 11

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I'll miss u, same 2 or 3 pairs of sweatpants. It's time for 2 or 3 pairs of shorts.

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Getting my ears cleaned on Thursday!!!!!!!!! I'm so scared the real world is too loud for me without my wax

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new bg3 patch comes out in time for the 420 easter nathan fielder long weekend!!!!!

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ice cream truck for dogs

submitted 5 days ago • 7 comments

my mouse has double clickitus please forgive me

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No thoughts just Suzie Toot in the Lalaparuza

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my mother will be so irritated with me on 420 easter but he decided to rise on that day so its not my fault

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Feel nauseous and dizzy so obviously I bought a pizza

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Lol a child on an e scooter just ripped by me on gravel and I believe I could have died

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im so tired from taking benadryl 24 hours ago 🥀

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GOOD MORNING, friends!

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i think this guy may be a bad dude? look at his fit?

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I actually disagree!!!!!

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Everyone's back with their Allstars surgery already

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Plagiarism

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I hate people who dress like this, you smoke weed, we get it

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cant breathe through my nose . com

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Sinus headache!! I'll kill u!!!

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Why are there no possums where I live this is so fucked

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he's so upset

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my servo is just trying to teach a class sir

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I always go for a walk when schools just get out or are on lunch goddamnit

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

why dont u girls just stop hanging out for a bit

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