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aunt jackie is a cop again 😔

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do u guys remember when george santos stole that baby

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Paris, France:

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Grandpa is not okay. Once again, why did a president’s mental acuity seem to stop mattering after July 2024?

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Oh god damn it

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salami rose joe LOUIS 💜

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See? Not guilty! Set him free!

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This goes out to all my piss kings

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Starting a petition to ban all raised pickup trucks. You do not need to be sitting at the same height as a big rig driver you are going to Safeway.

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a new Deerhoof album 😍

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I didn’t even go and I want a refund.

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Shit from a butt

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“Sky Ferreira new album when?!”

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It was Good Friday last week and I woke up drooling this morning so I guess that means today is Goon-out Friday

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Hacks was beautiful and brilliant tonight but also,

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Yes, it’s true, I have a freaking gigantic crush on this gorgeous gorgeous man

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Who is going to buy me the official survivor card game ™️ for my 33.75 birthday in June

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And I can do the Frug, I can do the Robocop, I can do the Freddy, I cannot do the Smurf

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Park that car, drop that phone, sleep on the floor, dream about me 🎶

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90’s commercials are unmatched.

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Finally downloading threads so I can finish reading this clickbait!!!

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It’s sooo true

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Do you think gay people? Repost if you agree

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You guys don’t need to try to convince me that any form of AI has merit. It doesn’t. It is boring and half-assed. I am fine getting by with human brain power. If the world nears its end and AI has one hater left, good news! I am still alive.

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Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my morning spell of five consecutive sneezes

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I remember saying then, “This is the best cigarette of my life”

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Ok good night

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I remember saying then, “This is the best cigarette of my life”

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Switch 2 Cindy Lou Who Electric Boogaloo

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Who wants to come over and share a pint of chocolate barbecue smize cream

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feeling pretty good about my chances to win most f*ckable lemon at the fair this year

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“Can you explain this gap in your resume?” Oh yes, that is when I was a full-time bedroom demon.

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The year is 2036. You’ve just finished your 12 hour shift on the RFK Jr Farm for the Mentally Unwell. You get to your yurt and your robot wife has put the green gloop in a bowl for you. It’s time to watch the only television program that still exists in America, RuPaul’s Frack Race. Life is good.

aunt jackie is a cop again 😔

do u guys remember when george santos stole that baby

Paris, France:

Grandpa is not okay. Once again, why did a president’s mental acuity seem to stop mattering after July 2024?

Oh god damn it

salami rose joe LOUIS 💜

See? Not guilty! Set him free!

This goes out to all my piss kings

Starting a petition to ban all raised pickup trucks. You do not need to be sitting at the same height as a big rig driver you are going to Safeway.

a new Deerhoof album 😍

I didn’t even go and I want a refund.

Shit from a butt

“Sky Ferreira new album when?!”

It was Good Friday last week and I woke up drooling this morning so I guess that means today is Goon-out Friday

Hacks was beautiful and brilliant tonight but also,

Yes, it’s true, I have a freaking gigantic crush on this gorgeous gorgeous man

Who is going to buy me the official survivor card game ™️ for my 33.75 birthday in June

And I can do the Frug, I can do the Robocop, I can do the Freddy, I cannot do the Smurf

Park that car, drop that phone, sleep on the floor, dream about me 🎶

90’s commercials are unmatched.

Finally downloading threads so I can finish reading this clickbait!!!

It’s sooo true

Do you think gay people? Repost if you agree

You guys don’t need to try to convince me that any form of AI has merit. It doesn’t. It is boring and half-assed. I am fine getting by with human brain power. If the world nears its end and AI has one hater left, good news! I am still alive.

Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my morning spell of five consecutive sneezes

I remember saying then, “This is the best cigarette of my life”

Ok good night

I remember saying then, “This is the best cigarette of my life”

Switch 2 Cindy Lou Who Electric Boogaloo

Who wants to come over and share a pint of chocolate barbecue smize cream

feeling pretty good about my chances to win most f*ckable lemon at the fair this year

“Can you explain this gap in your resume?” Oh yes, that is when I was a full-time bedroom demon.

Pee in your credit card

Shut UPPPPPPPPPppp