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yes sex is all right but have you ever had a hairdresser give you a head massage and say the words “is the pressure ok?”

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Sorry February, but ALL of the months hath 28 days

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I think the Doctor misses Kylie #DoctorWho

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I’ve given the Chonkster some snacks

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When my daughter was very little, I told her not to press the window button on the holiday hire car because it was actually an ejector seat and she'd be thrust through the roof. 20 minutes into the journey I heard a little voice say "Mummy, it's not working".

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oh this makes me far more cross than it should

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Daughter found my old 45s, which she’d never seen before, and very excitedly took them to play on her brand new record player, then shouted to me “I don’t remember Depeche Mode sounding this slow”

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I overheard two young girls talking in the sauna, and one said “And it was so weird, yeah? We went for a kebab and then he wanted to carry on drinking. But like surely a kebab means the end of the night?!”

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Trump, when the walls fell

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Just said "You're lovely" instead of "you're welcome" to an admittedly quite handsome chap

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Excellent advice from the world’s first personal advice column in 1692

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Silly weather. minus 1 this morning, 17 this evening

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the price of the new ipad is shocking

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@jamesbluecat.bsky.social happy birthday!!!!

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I'm a bit old school* *I stand in a corner with a coned hat on my head, with a letter D

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Today is the 5 year anniversary to when I slowly started losing my mind during the pandemic and began dressing up as works of art. As my Twitter account has long been abandoned, why not make a thread of my madness on BlueSky? This was “The Maid” by Wilhelm August Lebrecht Amberg, from 1862

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going in

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too hot

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Enter password Now enter PIN Aaaaand the authenticator number And when you're ready the blood type of your favourite actor currently working on broadway

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Me, at the front door of the White Horse: QUICK!! OPEN UP!! I'M A QUALIFIED PARAMEDIC IN SHOT FOOT INJURIES

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Deaf con won.

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sumac tomato salad with trout, and this week’s cake sticky date

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i see subtitles like this and my inner dweeb mutters “well SOMEone doesn’t know how to update a substring in SQL”

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250% tariff on anyone who whistles through their teeth at work

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Having stoners answer customer service calls is so effective. My grocery delivery got stolen (so I'm mad) so I called the store & some dude was like "Seriously? Damn, what the fuck" and I was like "Right? Dude, I know" and he's like "Fuck dude, let me get this fixed" and I was like "Bro, thank you."

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We used to go to Rhyl in the off-season. i’d like to recollect it was supremely delightful. i remember the sound of rain on the caravan roof. Desolately sitting on the Ladybird ride which would never start off until 3 months later.

yes sex is all right but have you ever had a hairdresser give you a head massage and say the words “is the pressure ok?”

Sorry February, but ALL of the months hath 28 days

I think the Doctor misses Kylie #DoctorWho

I’ve given the Chonkster some snacks

When my daughter was very little, I told her not to press the window button on the holiday hire car because it was actually an ejector seat and she'd be thrust through the roof. 20 minutes into the journey I heard a little voice say "Mummy, it's not working".

oh this makes me far more cross than it should

Daughter found my old 45s, which she’d never seen before, and very excitedly took them to play on her brand new record player, then shouted to me “I don’t remember Depeche Mode sounding this slow”

I overheard two young girls talking in the sauna, and one said “And it was so weird, yeah? We went for a kebab and then he wanted to carry on drinking. But like surely a kebab means the end of the night?!”

Trump, when the walls fell

Just said "You're lovely" instead of "you're welcome" to an admittedly quite handsome chap

Excellent advice from the world’s first personal advice column in 1692

Silly weather. minus 1 this morning, 17 this evening

the price of the new ipad is shocking

@jamesbluecat.bsky.social happy birthday!!!!

I'm a bit old school* *I stand in a corner with a coned hat on my head, with a letter D

Today is the 5 year anniversary to when I slowly started losing my mind during the pandemic and began dressing up as works of art. As my Twitter account has long been abandoned, why not make a thread of my madness on BlueSky? This was “The Maid” by Wilhelm August Lebrecht Amberg, from 1862

going in

too hot

Enter password Now enter PIN Aaaaand the authenticator number And when you're ready the blood type of your favourite actor currently working on broadway

Me, at the front door of the White Horse: QUICK!! OPEN UP!! I'M A QUALIFIED PARAMEDIC IN SHOT FOOT INJURIES

Deaf con won.

sumac tomato salad with trout, and this week’s cake sticky date

i see subtitles like this and my inner dweeb mutters “well SOMEone doesn’t know how to update a substring in SQL”

250% tariff on anyone who whistles through their teeth at work

Having stoners answer customer service calls is so effective. My grocery delivery got stolen (so I'm mad) so I called the store & some dude was like "Seriously? Damn, what the fuck" and I was like "Right? Dude, I know" and he's like "Fuck dude, let me get this fixed" and I was like "Bro, thank you."

We used to go to Rhyl in the off-season. i’d like to recollect it was supremely delightful. i remember the sound of rain on the caravan roof. Desolately sitting on the Ladybird ride which would never start off until 3 months later.

i’ve never done a rodeo

Stupid lizard flowers

Blue skies for bsky

when you try and shoplift in ikea

in addition to birth stones each month should have a birth cheese

Mammogram day. Or as i like to call it Pancake Day.

This is the BEST one