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cronikcrypto.bsky.social
Just a guy. Might post stuff. Probably snacks involved.
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Staring at my popcorn ceiling

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Why do socks vanish in the dryer but never when they're still on your feet? 🧦 Is it physics, a portal, or just a sock conspiracy? Asking for my laundry basket... 🤔

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Me: plans to be productive Also me: spends 2 hours reading random posts on Bluesky

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Just here trying to figure out if I’m the main character or an extra in someone else’s story. Either way, I’m stealing snacks from craft services.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

What does CNTRL + ALT + BACKSPACE do?

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Just here on BlueSky causing mild chaos and hoping nobody notices I still don’t know what I’m doing.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Good afternoon Skybies!

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

The real conspiracy is that daylight saving time exists just to confuse our pets. They don’t know why dinner is late, and frankly, neither do I. Goodnight Skybies✌️

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

What if the color blue you see isn’t the same blue I see? Like, what if my blue is your yellow, but we’ll never know because we both just call it blue? Anyway, this is why I can’t be trusted to make normal small talk.

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

Running on a solid three hours of sleep and a questionable amount of coffee. Let’s see if caffeine can fix my life decisions today.

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

Alright, time to recharge my human battery. If you hear snoring, it’s probably the cat. Goodnight, weirdos!

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Currently convinced my phone is plotting against me. It autocorrects 'lol' to 'library' and now I’m wondering if I’m being forced into a life of intellectualism.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments