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crookedking.bsky.social
🔞 27, avid music enjoyer & vinyl collector Insomniac creature/Low level cognitohazard ADHD Aspiring Natural Disaster
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Rise my green children May your colorful blossoms Hold sunlight for night

under the waterfall #furryart #nsfw 🎨: lynncore on FA

Since I'll be on the toilet half the time, I'll spend the other half of my time putting together some new flower planters

Had to go home from work early, shout-out to my coworker who came in to cover.

I do not feel okay today everything feels dreamlike and I have to run to the restroom every like 5 minutes and things hurt

So anyway my entire day was spent at work and it went by so fast it feels like it barely happened.

I'm not really a top or a bottom because the anxieties around anal sex are too extreme at this point but there will be time to get therapy later

Need to find a friend who's down with me sucking their dick whenever I need a mood boost or whenever they want it sucked or whenever just because it can be sucked

Someone tell my ex he's not as independent as he says he is. Most of his life he got around with his parents help, then he moved in with me, now family friends of his helped him move to bigger city. He relies on everyone else and takes all the credit that he's somehow so independent.

I don't know how I'm ever gonna trust someone fully again

Spread the word and smile! 😈

If I ever ask someone to submit to me in this context just put me down because whatever is walking around in my body isn't me anymore.

workout

A doodle of a noodle for @roomy.bsky.social I did a while ago

Holy cannoli, Humble Bundle currently has a collection of $400 worth of software, brushes, and assets, for just $25!!!! Clip Studio 4.0, MOHO, 400+ brushes, and hundreds of models, poses, and other assets. This deal is bonkers. #clipstudio #art www.humblebundle.com/software/cre...

If you use GenAI, you’re not welcome here #NoAI

Should I buy this $70 wolf head bust?

First actual painting I've made in years, painted over a couple days while I was staying with an awesome friend. Was processing a breakup, called this Kintsugi of Self

we can continue to devalue tesla and destroy him completely if we keep demonizing him even more

I still have 2 hours left to go today, I know other people can do longer hours than I can but 9.5 in a day is still a lot for me. As if I didn't do 14+ hour days when I lived back with my family.

I want to make an art comparing the feeling of redecorating an apartment to the process of an autopsy. After the death comes the preparations for whatever comes after. It's just redecorating, right?

I can't sing like I used to anymore, it just feels empty now. I know it's not my fault I was treated poorly by my ex but he treated me like it was my fault.

Starbucks: We want to make sure that it's you who stands out and not the dress code The dress code: all black, corporate approved only, no fun, maybe if you're lucky we'll let you have blue jeans, you all have to look the same though

Good luck everyone else working at Starbucks, these updates suck

This store meeting is the worst

I not very seriously vote that the next Doctor in Doctor Who should be played by Bill Skarsgård

Overthinking.

The well dressed coyote

Dom Alligator 🐊 Something simpler... Because this idea just stick into my mind and I wanted to doodle it.

So there are signs that the very unethical autodubbing feature YouTube is rolling out will be opt-out instead of opt-in. Found these on their FAQ pages for it, so please keep an eye on your channels if they ever push the dubbing to be auto-enabled. Keep this shit off.

category: stuff i can technically post here 2023 pride month poster design commission for roguefang.store , proceeds of which went to a local charity in spain, where the company is HQ'd #tombetching

Finally fixed my PS4, maybe time to play Shadow of the Colossus again

Technically there's nothing stopping me from posting my dick for #FCF now

Serial Experiments Lain is incredible man. whenever i reflect on all the ways the internet has driven us insane, i think about how this series released in 1998 somehow perfectly depicted the alienation and psychosis that mass-communication would enable.

A wolf and a boxer walk into a bar… Awesome art from @bigsquidman.bsky.social of me and @aniboxer.bsky.social at @LondonFurs.bsky.social 🐺 🍻 🐕

Played through some Silent Hill 2 with the new roomie, he might try to learn some of Akira's songs on guitar

Ogün 🐻‍❄️🛠️

Left my damn dog at home and came back to this

Does anyone remember the show Hemlock Grove? What the fuck was that?

Love speaks loudest in quiet moments ✨

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Take me back into the arms I love

Falling Fox