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Astarion getting a lil tummy post-game because he’s actually able to eat— Hell yeah babey that’s what I like to see!!!!

I remember my psych asking me how much time my compulsive thoughts took up of my day and being like “you just now told me I had it how should I know?” Turns out it’s most of it!

Any recommendations for new adult (?) mlm books? Every time I filter by “lgbtq+” it’s literally just sapphic stuff and that’s not what I’m looking for. : (

Watch Misha’s character in The Boys be called “Guardian Angel” or some shit /posi

I think everyone should write /pos as /posi instead. Not only does it not look like “piece of shit.” It looks like pu

Astarion apologetically cnc’ing/free-using Tav… much to think about….

I feel like people who do that “No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the[…]” meme ignore how great lube is. I literally have a snail-shaped lube dispenser next to my bed. My “Snube” if you will. Use ALL of the lube instead.

Sooo anyone got a link to IWTV season 2 since I can’t afford yet another streaming subscription?

Hawaiian crows are extinct in the wild and are found nowhere else on Earth. Now, a small group, safeguarded in captivity, has been released in the forests of Maui.

Wasn’t expecting much when posting my first fic in like five years (especially BG3 with questionable nsfw content) but I forgot how nice comments could be… 🥹🖤

I’m about to reveal a lot about my kinks/mental health in one sentence, but— Why did no one tell me there was a Boyfriend to Death 2?

Still absolutely devastated that Pinterest is basically unusable. 7 out of 9 of the pins that fit on my screen are ads.

Don’t get me wrong, but I think the whole “a minor” thing with Drake is becoming more of a funny haha meme instead of “hey this dude is a horrible person and something needs to be done” and I absolutely hate it.

America getting a lil too homophobic. Someone bring Wanda Sykes back.

Nsfw ❗️ It’s so funny seeing Alucard circumcised in nsfw fanart. Bc that means either Lisa or Drac performed that surgery themselves.

Oh hey I finished this btw haha #mouhhwashing

Finished Jujitsu Kaisen ( #JJK ) Season 2 finally so spoilers IG. Honestly I don’t believe that Yuta actually wants to kill Itadori. ((This may or may not be to the fact that I think he’s hot.))

Hate that the only reason I learned how to get rid of my “southern accent” is because I knew people would write me off as having zero intelligence if they heard it. I love the accent, but the moment it slips out, people think I’m stupid.

I blacked out with divine intervention and came to with this on my iPad. #iwtv

“…official policy of the United States government that there are only two genders: male and female.” Bitch, do you know how biology works?

One thing I do miss about og Castlevania is where the characters that had the same goal that NEVER interacted. Nocturne melts them all together so it feels more cohesive, but it was so cool to see different groups against Dracula that never met.

I think the only person who is more in love with Alucard than me is Sam Deats.

Oh no I’m we- I mean he’s wet.

#castlevanianocturnespoilers Oh, Maria has the FATTEST crush on Alucard you cannot convince me otherwise.

Got hit with the “life is hard” stick, but I’m slowly making progress on my girl!

Thinking about making a “Soccer Mom AU” Spotify playlist, but it’s just filled with screamo and heavy metal.

"i've seen nosferatu, what we do in the shadows is over, and i have to wait for interview with the vampire s3 what vampire media should i watch now?" me:

Guys, do we think Olrox thinks of Alucard as a Nepo baby????

Can you imagine Alucard not being able to look Richter in the eyes because they remind him too much of Sypha?

I knew Jacksepticeye was autistic like me when I heard him start gushing about audio design in video games. That’s a special interest babey!!!!

Ain’t no way these are natural. That man updated his makeup routine I just know it.

**Castlevania Nocturne Spoilers** Oh my god I am so normal about this man. (I’m going to eat him alive.)

Was on yelp and found a bakery using almost exclusively AI images. This should be illegal.

I don’t want to girl boss anymore. I want to play Stardew Valley for 18 hours straight and poison the town soup with the Mayor’s underpants.

My February wrapped is this because I hyperfixated on Hazbin Hotel 🫣🫣🫣

4/5 being Hozier 😭❤️❤️❤️

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I guess this doodle will be my first Dragon Age fan art ✌️ #DragonAgetheVeilguard #Art #Lucanis