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We need to go back in time and tell them to stop trying to fix Y2K

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

TIL Bloodhound Gang's 'Hooray For Boobies' came out in 1999. As a person who still remembers an embarrassing amount of the lyrics from 'One Fierce Beer Coaster', I feel a bit ancient.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

Turns out I was maybe overconfident.

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

It's time.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

I think some people don't realize that punching Nazis *is* the compromise. You can get up after a punch.

submitted 13 hours ago • 10 comments

i basically just want to hold the paws of every animal

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

Wait, hold up. I haven't been paying attention. The pope's gonna be succeeded by pizza balls?

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

'I have many more mugs than I can conveniently use' and 'I would like more fun mugs' are not mutually exclusive thoughts.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

I am VERY GRUMPY and I suspect it's low blood sugar but the thought of food is bad. I never consented to this body and still it rules me.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Life's too short to choose between pastries.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

I would've thought it was a photo from Dildo.

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

this is basically octopuses. and yes they are

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

This whole 'Trump is a Russian asset' thing is frustrating. Y'all know the US produces bozo assholes too, yes? Someone can just be a bozo asshole without it being a Russian op.

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

I hope at least a few people respond to that 'what did you accomplish' email with 'my job'.

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

No truer lyric than Beck's 'forces of evil in a bozo nightmare'.

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

I'm deeply envious of folks who have a Purpose or a Calling. I'm gonna arrive at the end of my life like 'Welp, that was a waste of carbon'.

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

A game where you play as the management team behind the scenes from Cabin In The Woods working tirelessly to ensure the dumb teens and participants from horror scenarios meet their untimely ends. Base building. Budget management. Monster management. It would be incredible.

submitted 17 hours ago • 3 comments

Now that I seem to have regained the ability to read — fiction, at least — I find myself adding nearly every book that comes down the TL to my TBR. Feels nice.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

This is why, as an example, you punch someone in their fucking mouth if they call you a slur.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

Strength is not measured by how much you can lift or how many trials you can endure, strength is measured by how long you’re willing to stay twisted up like God’s most uncomfortable little pretzel to avoid waking up your pet

submitted 17 hours ago • 6 comments

This is what they took from us.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

If I had a dollar for every time my partner has said 'you've told me this story eight times' or whatever, I'd be wealthy enough to go get some new stories.

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

this is patently false my brain has told me so for 38 years

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

rumpled mossy shape, I think?

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

submitted 20 hours ago • 4 comments

But Black Dynamite, I live in Sodom and Gomorrah

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

I sometimes ponder doing some (very) small-scale investing but I suspect it's very hard to find a mutual fund or whatever with no big tech or retail, no weapons, no environmental destruction, no bigotry…

submitted 20 hours ago • 3 comments

Hey, I heard Cibo Matto are playing at the Bronze tonight.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

The first couple series of Survivorman got me through some real shitté times.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I fucked up, friends. I started watching YELLOWJACKETS S3 before it was finished releasing and now I am IN AGONY

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Looks like somebody beat a girlboss.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Reminded of the episode of Supernatural where Dean meets Death in Chicago. Now I kinda want to watch that show again, or at least the first few seasons.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Life right now kinda feels like a late game of SimCity, when you're kinda bored and just start activating all the calamities and disasters and whatnot.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments