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crowendmacabre.bsky.social
Very passionate about ✨️art✨️ You know me irl? NAH that's not me... 🥸 Currently knocking at chamber doors ✌️ 🧚‍♀️° •:∴• °*∴･. • ° * •° •. #AuDHD, and... 🧐? [Made in Brasil]
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"wHy Are YoU EaTiNg A sAnDwHiCh AfTeR yOu JuSt AtE iCe-CrEaM?" To make my body understand that this isn't a dictatorship. I won't surrender to its greed and stuff myself full of sweets, I'd rather end my day with something that won't make me feel like trash afterward.

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I'm sorry, i just found out i have an uncle whose dream was to be an actor, but it didn't work out. No wonder he looked happy in those ancient photos compared to now.

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I kinda may have possibly accidentally built up a murder? Like, i have crow in my name, mutuals named Arctic Crow, and vic, whose channel is named Crow Noty.

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When Ash said Coffee is a come back to Red Wine Supernova i felt my brain literally EXPAND inside my cranium. Like, what? lol what?

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Queria poder dizer que tô comendo bolacha, mas isso seria uma mentira pq eu tô comendo é farelo de bolacha. Parece que alguem se divertiu bastante sambando em cima do pacote.

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I hope those who follow Hammer Straightguy's twin aren't aware of the allegations or haven't realized they are following the evil twin. Otherwise, we have found ourselves in an awkward situation.

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⚠️ This is the only trigger warning you'll get ⚠️ A pack of big stray dogs passed by me today, and the one leading had a cat in his mouth. I wanted to go after them, check on the cat, and feed those dogs so maybe they would let the cat go, but i was running late. Hate not helping knowing i could've.

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I'm making friends with someone on the basis of who can catch the other off-guard the most. Don't guess who's winning.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Pros and cons of eating overripe melons, and I'm not talking about milfs. Some of the seeds look kinda... rotten?

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Omg i just realized the finger i almost cut off was my middle one!! Just like Jinx!! 😁

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It's not even 8 in the morning, and i already almost lost a finger. Good morning. 💕

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Midnight thoughts half an hour b4 midnight, are things better in the alternative timeline because Vi died? Not in a narrative way but in a symbolism way. Vi used to stand for violence, so without VIolence, things turned out more peaceful.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Not me calculating how many hours i can waste on the internet according to how many hours of sleep i will get if i sleep 30 min from now

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. We need to fix this before mom comes home.

submitted 2 days ago • 37 comments

Every time someone shows more interest in me than what I'm used to, i feel like a cult leader.

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Can someone in a redemption arc wish for another's eyes to be coated in lime juice and salt? Asking for The.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Y'all throw dirt on the fam when saying swastikar owners are one of us. Please get more creative with the insults. 🙏

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Not to diss on my fav, but the only bath she's ever taken was the sewer slide runaway scene if we don't count the under The Bridge baptism by Silco and retrieving the Valdiani.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment