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Erotically whimsical & neurotically awkward 🇨🇦 I make art Fuck cancer https://linktr.ee/cruisinsoozan https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaacssckqdi56
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It’s warm enough to grill burgers on the bbq tonight and I am EXCITED

submitted 4 hours ago • 5 comments

We should all collectively agree to take our pants off and relax.

submitted 1 day ago • 27 comments

Having a lot of cries this week. I started doing a little curtsy afterwards to physically move my body to like switch my train of thought. It kinda helps. In case you need a switch flipped too.

submitted 21 hours ago • 3 comments

Might start a girl’s gang and have this as the uniform. Who’s in? #genx

submitted 23 hours ago • 26 comments

“That’s gonna leave a mark” is something I have to say way too often lately

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

I’m gonna be the weird lonely old lady with nobody but a few animals. I really want a goat and a donkey. Might have to start a goat fund me.

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

Wearing mascara today was fucking stupid.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Not even a little bit.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

None of us knows what the hell is going on. I take comfort in that.

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

This is a banger. Old school R&B feel. Mary J and Beyoncé killed this open.spotify.com/track/24XMIX...

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I spend half my time looking for my glasses (they’re on my face) and the other half wondering why I’m so tired. It’s a vicious cycle.

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We really needed that. Way to go boys. Oh Canada!

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

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LET’S FUCKING GO BOYS! 🇨🇦

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Well this hockey game is gonna be wild. 🇨🇦

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Put the news on again and it was nice, lots of good, sensible things happening in the world. It’s fine. We’re all gonna be fine.

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

*crawls under a Sooz shaped rock and dies*

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I wanna be the big spoon but I've been relegated to the junk drawer.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

It’s gonna be a long and sad four years.

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

I just called myself a “good girl” and now I can’t stop blushing

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Alexa, water the begonias for me, I’m going to the pub.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

A request. For as needed. Suicide Prevention Hotlines: UK: 0800 689 5652 US: 1-800-273-8255 Canada: 1.833.456.4566

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

Oh nothing to see here — just the United States of America aligning itself with Russia and against Europe. This is fine. Totally fine.

submitted 2 days ago • 418 comments

BDS the US. Canada's boycott of US products. #3E #EndImpunity #EndOligarchy #EndAutoGenocide #BDSUS #CdnPoli

submitted 2 days ago • 179 comments

He briefly recalled how happy they once were. They had both made their mistakes, that was undeniable, but it was still hard to pinpoint where it all went wrong. No time to dwell on the past now. Grimace pulled the big red shoes off of his former friend and plugged in the bonesaw.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Fitbit is still counting the steps of my downward spiral.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I need to learn that no response is a response.

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

A young co-worker asked me for recommendations for his Dad Rock playlist so I clubbed him with my walker

submitted 2 days ago • 11 comments

At this point, you’ll have to shoot me with an elephant tranquilizer dart to ever get me on a plane again.

submitted 3 days ago • 20 comments

I’ve said the word “sonsabitches” way too much for it to only be Wednesday.

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

Behind every strong woman are circumstances that gave her no other choice. I’m so tired of having to be strong. So damn tired.

submitted 3 days ago • 13 comments

My dinner includes chilled roasted beets with goat cheese & dill. Somebody remind me I’m not dying tomorrow when I pee.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

My dear friend @halz.bsky.social sent me this! IT’S ME! I mean, I’m not a Lizard Princess. Yet.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

When I am creating art I feel closer to myself, but when I'm gardening I feel closer to God

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Sorry my nipples are hard, @meganthescript.bsky.social asked me if I’ve ever made borscht.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

if i was a man, i’d be a boob man. no, wait. make that an ass man. wait. no. definitely titties. or hands. hands are good. or ears. knees

submitted 6 days ago • 26 comments

Save your money. This stuff doesn’t do shit. The Glow Fairy Instant Eye Repair Serum isn’t worth the money.

submitted 5 days ago • 5 comments