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crumpetmcidiotface.bsky.social
British idiot married to the beautiful and amazing Spooka7, living through the US endtimes by sarcasm, debauchery, absurdity and spite.
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“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” Diary of Anne Frank January 13, 1943

@baileyillustration.bsky.social MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS YA FILTHY ANIMALS!! Now you just need to come back to Vegas so me and my wife my can get all the filthy tattoos dude!

1000 days, just need 9000 more to catch up to the Tool Album name. #odaat #sober #alcoholic

Also add Idles and a local band called Franks and Deans. Pretty much no change from last years list.

If we're not calling the 4B movement "Batten Down the Snatches", what are we even doing

One of my most commonly asked questions.

Congrats to the new nominee for Attorney General, mister Judge Death!

Miss Ladybug Lindsay isn’t straight!?!? Well spank my ass with buttered biscuit and call me on Wednesday! These people are fucking mental.

Thank you for your service you beautiful bastards.

“My body, your cracker.” — Jesus.

Subscribe, then block, not entirely obvious @bsky.app but the thought is genius bsky.app/profile/did:...

Well my first day off in two weeks is spent tidying (mainly me singing Zepplin badly) and prepping for making a full mashings Sunday roast tomorrow, so my amazing and beautiful wife @spooka7.bsky.social and I can chill tonight playing some Dragon Age Veilguard/Dying Light 2.

Obligatory first post of our pets. Ziggy, Stevie (Little Mamas) and Oswald.