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crumpetmcidiotface.bsky.social
British idiot married to the beautiful and amazing Spooka7, living through the US endtimes by sarcasm, debauchery, absurdity and spite.
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“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” Diary of Anne Frank January 13, 1943

submitted 47 days ago • 1358 comments

@baileyillustration.bsky.social MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS YA FILTHY ANIMALS!! Now you just need to come back to Vegas so me and my wife my can get all the filthy tattoos dude!

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

1000 days, just need 9000 more to catch up to the Tool Album name. #odaat #sober #alcoholic

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Also add Idles and a local band called Franks and Deans. Pretty much no change from last years list.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

If we're not calling the 4B movement "Batten Down the Snatches", what are we even doing

submitted 102 days ago • 535 comments

One of my most commonly asked questions.

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Congrats to the new nominee for Attorney General, mister Judge Death!

submitted 111 days ago • 49 comments

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Miss Ladybug Lindsay isn’t straight!?!? Well spank my ass with buttered biscuit and call me on Wednesday! These people are fucking mental.

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Thank you for your service you beautiful bastards.

submitted 114 days ago • 3 comments

“My body, your cracker.” — Jesus.

submitted 116 days ago • 24 comments

Subscribe, then block, not entirely obvious @bsky.app but the thought is genius bsky.app/profile/did:...

submitted 116 days ago • 65 comments

Well my first day off in two weeks is spent tidying (mainly me singing Zepplin badly) and prepping for making a full mashings Sunday roast tomorrow, so my amazing and beautiful wife @spooka7.bsky.social and I can chill tonight playing some Dragon Age Veilguard/Dying Light 2.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Obligatory first post of our pets. Ziggy, Stevie (Little Mamas) and Oswald.

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