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Catte He/Him/His '97 Anti-Fascist and my cats are too.
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Saving money this Valentine's Day by being unlovable.

Using stall as opposed to urinal. Finish, exit. On way to sink, old man mocks, "you afraid we might see it, boy?" "Nah I just didn't wanna embarrass you, pops." He hits me with the lead paint stare and leaves without washing his hands. These are the elders that demand my respect. Nah, I'm good.

Elon Musk has the energy of that annoying rich kid in class with the peanut allergy and the unhealthy obsession of Post-Weimar Germany (1933-1945)

In a world full of Elon Musks Be B.J. Blazkowicz.

So you're telling me the guy who grew up fattened by the white side of South African Apartheid and bought his way into virtually every influential role he's ever had threw a Heil Hitler on live international TV? That tracks.

Wellp Tiktok's down already. Guillotine humgy.

I think i posted this as a reply somewhere but I fixed it i think - CRUMPY FROM DA BACC ! ! !

Cheeseburgered c:

I haven't posted in a while so here's the funny looking lil guy

This is the best game ever made. Download Voices of the Void, this shit is gas

I dropped my phone on my face don't fucking judge me

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My kidneys watching me crack open another Dr. Pepper instead of just drinking water

trying desperately to make small talk in a lyft home from lax at 3am

PLEASE stop offering this scumbag your condolences and learn how to do a reverse image search. This is a stolen image of a cat named Cheddar. He lives in Korea and he's fine: www.instagram.com/c.c.c__cat/r...

The Snoozer