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Catte He/Him/His '97 Anti-Fascist and my cats are too.
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I've been thinking about this for three days, but like, Baikal Seals live in Lake Baikal in like, Siberia. How tf did they get there??? They just evolved to live there? Was Lake Baikal at one point connected to another waterway??? I LOVE THESE WEIRD FREAKS

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For real though who the fuck was gonna tell me about Baikal Seals You're telling me I lived 28 years and nobody thought to clue me in? I had to find out myself?? Look at this bug-eyed freak. I love him.

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As of today, 12:04 AM EST, April 8, 2025, it's Pygmy Hippo Day. Shoutout to our girl Moo Deng, if y'all remember her.

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Can someone explain to me why Andy from Parks and Rec keeps showing up on my feed asking if I wanna pray with him, I literally can't think of anything I'd wanna do less. Prefrontal Lobotomy, maybe.

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I think it's funny how the guy who said that empathy is a sin is the same motherfucker that wants us to feel bad because "muh awtism" and because people are being mean to his stupid cars.

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One of my favorite genres of art has to be whatever this is; they look like somebody was asked to draw them free-hand and from memory based off a vague description.

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Born too late to explore the seas. Born too soon to explore the void of space. Born just in time to finance a pizza from domino's like a mortgage.

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I dunno who Dr. Scholl is but that motherfucker is a liar.

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Popular opinion anyone older than the invention of the Apple 2 should probably not be in charge of government.

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Trying to sleep but this little freak cat keeps licking my hand with his disgusting barbed sandpaper tongue I love him

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Crunch posting

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RFK Jr. is literally just Liver King but with a gov't job and a brain worm.

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I'm sorry if anyone takes offense to this but Yellowstone feels like it was written by people who have never set foot in a rural area in their lives and it seems like the fan base is 80% comprised of Red Hats who don't realize the Duttons are c r i m i n a l s.

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The current state of my Dwarf Fortess save is rapidly spiraling out of my control. We have goblin incursions almost monthly, a vampire is killing people, my hospital is out of supplies and the Elves are mad because I cut down trees. I NEED TO MAKE BEDS, YOU HIPPIES, THERE ARE 350 OF US

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Some days I catch myself just randomly remembering youtubers of my youth, like, "Damn, I wonder what Olan Rogers is doing lately" and I inevitably go back to watch The Lion's Blaze 1 through 4.

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I lied, promiscuous girl; I'm not going to have sex with you. Now sit down, I'm going to blow your mind with this build I have in Dwarf Fortress.

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Bro wtf did i do all these animals giving me the stink eye fr

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He sits in judgement of me

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Saving money this Valentine's Day by being unlovable.

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Using stall as opposed to urinal. Finish, exit. On way to sink, old man mocks, "you afraid we might see it, boy?" "Nah I just didn't wanna embarrass you, pops." He hits me with the lead paint stare and leaves without washing his hands. These are the elders that demand my respect. Nah, I'm good.

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