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20s / stupid I like da movies https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crash_at_Crush
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I forgot this website existed

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

This is probably the last good post

submitted 109 days ago • 8 comments

It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.

submitted 115 days ago • 243 comments

Sometimes, I try drinking water from puddles I find on the ground, and it can make me sick, but it feels like there might be something about it that helps me learn. Maybe it’s teaching me something about the world.

submitted 139 days ago • 4 comments

30 rock is one of the greatest shows of all time specifically because they had isabella rossellini say “dammit johnny you know i love my big beef and cheddar”

submitted 133 days ago • 128 comments

Big things happening

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

Kind of addicted to posting for no audience but also kind of scared

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

Recently saw a physical copy of Insomnia for the first time in years and felt crazy cause I read that thang in like three days in middle school no wonder I was failing #MATH

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

Funniest possibility is Tyson is set to throw the match but Paul just kinda dies anyway

submitted 145 days ago • 5 comments

Sergio Macedo

submitted 146 days ago • 1 comment

Magic trick where a pregnant lady picks a card and when she delivers the baby several months later it comes out holding it

submitted 146 days ago • 46 comments

Anybody else excited about #movies in general even if they look really really really bad

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

Can I be vulnerable on this zero follower account by sharing that i recently had a vivid dream where Norm Macdonald was my boyfriend and it’s ruined my month

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments