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crustyoldman.bsky.social
Ancient (30s) twitch streamer playing games while no one watches. twitch.tv/crustyoldhuman discord.gg/5MUmAHyrh7 youtube.com/@crustyoldhuman
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Streaming more #clairobscurexpedition33 right now if anyone is bored and wants to hang out #livestream #gaming #twitch #bored www.twitch.tv/crustyoldhuman www.youtube.com/@crustyoldhu...

ESQUIE IS MINE YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM 😈😏🤤🍆🍑💦 #clairobscur #expedition33 #twitchclip #funny #gaming #videogames #rpg #adventuregames #clairobscurexpedition33

funny clip from my Playboy: The Mansion stream yesterday. i think i need a Playboy game now. #twitch #playboy #adultsonly #funny #gameplay #retro #videogame #streamer

where is the Chief's house? can i get some map quest or something, i need a little help here #clairobscur #expedition33 #funny #gaming #shorts #rpg #maelle

this Boondocks clip is why i don't think #darksouls like dodging & parrying belongs in turn based games like #Expedition33 when you hit dodge in the game and you do it too early...they return to where they were and get hit. JUST DON'T STEP BACK?!? why are you walking directly into punches, bruh

sitting here wondering why no one talks about Lady Sovereign anymore

12am chocolate chip-less homemade cookies

Whomever made micro sd cards launch out of their slots at mach-jesus when you try to take them out is a real jokester.

Little known fact is you can actually start being "tired of this shit" as early as 4 years old

Dream come true

gummi worms are good, but you really gotta leave them out to get ripe for a few days first

2.4g wifi garbage is def chicken ribs, bruh

Just got 2 half sandwiches at #PaneraBread and it was 18$. Wtf, y'all?

Merry Christmas Eve Eve Eve, everyone

I wanted to review Hogwarts Legacy after Steam told me in yearly recap how much I played it (too much), but steam refused my review :( I'll just post it here instead. #HarryPotter #HogwartsLegacy #review

"If you could have any super power what would it be?" Everyone: "I wanna fly!" "Super strength!" "Water bender!" Me: just let me save scum irl

I haven't ....err...blueskyed? Blued? Tweeted?..... ....posted! Anything in a bit. So here's this: Earlier today, I was driving through Minneapolis and saw 6 turkeys walking around the streets around the college campus. It's been 7 hours. What do you think they're up to now?

Is this something? Short, narrative-heavy, experimental, existencial horror games with an strong visual identity... Need more of these!

???????

Yes, these #steam game suggestions really do seem similar to #arcticeggs, don't they? #facepalm

Or maybe your algorithm is bad 🤷‍♂️ #recap #music

So is everyone getting multiple conversations with AIs that are guaranteed to reach this text: 3 so far today

4am just woke up after 2 days of barely eating after mouth surgery Stomach all like:

#promosky Am i doing this right? Subnautica (1) Raft Voices of the void Doom remake Nancy Drew Wadget Eye Games Coin Game Astroneer Journey / Abzu Titanfall 2 Mass effect Atomic Heart Yakuza (not 3 boo orphans) I'm a #streamer with no followers that only plays weird single player games help me 😭

..he....hello?