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cruzflores.bsky.social
Shitty dumbass who is also great
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Gonna wear this for a week in solidarity

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Even if you don’t like James Bond, you have to acknowledge it was the last movie franchise produced by people who actually wanted to make movies. James Bond wasn’t part of an investment portfolio or market share strategy. And now that’s gone.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Once again the Venture Bros. version remains superior

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

What is the coolest shot in movies?

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

The biggest inaccuracy movies taught us is that villains are cool. Not talking about the moral aspects, just that they would look and act stylishly. Real world evil is so frequently dorky, schlubby and banal.

submitted 7 days ago • 21 comments

Paddington, Paddington. 6’8” weighs a fucking ton.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

This whole cabinet has nicknames like if Dick Tracy villains were all from the Special Victims Unit

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Trying to read Sword of Shannara but having a tough time not laughing every time someone earnestly and gravely mentions “gnomes”. And they do that a lot.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I’m sorry but I really don’t give a shit about Drake being called a pedophile in the same place celebrating the pedophile running the country

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

It’s to the point if something fucked up isn’t immediately happening, I get suspicious

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Nosferatu but horse. Horseferatu

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I understand it’s a heightened reality but I think it was in poor taste for Emilia Pérez to have a song called “La Cucorruption”

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Average Metropolis citizen: “So do you think Clark Kent and Superman have sex with each other too or both just with Lois Lane individually?”

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

We Bought a 2: We about a Zoo 2: The Second Zoo

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

1. Something on my phone pisses me off so much I turn off the phone. 2. I forget about it. 3. I open my phone and see the thing that pissed me off again. 4. Repeat.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

This was a documentary

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

boxd.it/8HICBN

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see

submitted 20 days ago • 5 comments

Technically having everything run on nuclear power would also be steam punk

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

My cognitive behavior app has stopped warning me against catastrophic thinking and now just says, “Yeah, probably.”

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Die Hard but the fake terrorists are robbing a spank bank

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

boxd.it/8EcTBp

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Very educational trip to the zoo today. My kid learned not to climb on exhibits and I learned I run like an old man now.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Sci-fi hive mind race but they communicate through butt wiggling like bees. 🐝

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I think I’ve run out of content

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Oo La La! I wrote about the French (but also Mexican) Emilia Pérez parody taking the internet by storm, Johanne Sacreblu www.latimes.com/delos/story/...

submitted 24 days ago • 9 comments

I told myself if the worst happened, I would finally join Letterboxd to have something to do besides gloom and the worst happened so I did. I’ll be trying to post reviewe every day and if you have any starter packs of accounts I should follow let me know boxd.it/d0Dwt

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

good morning

submitted 26 days ago • 22 comments