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if you are a parent or are otherwise an important grown-up in a kid's life, i think one of the most valuable things you can do is give them your absolute undivided attention for just a little bit

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I’m sorry, what?

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In retrospect, Philip Seymour Hoffman played a lot of drug addicts

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One Katy Perry was sent into space. A different Katy Perry was returned to Earth.

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don't you understand that we NEED ai, because the human mind is simply incapable of imaging a video game lady with big enough tiddies

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It is criminal we never got to see Meg White interact with Animal from the Muppets.

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Wealthy Victorians were built different. Like don't mind me, I'm just gonna go build a ruined tower on my lawn where I can be a weird little freak

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I’m going to get my digs in on Blippi while I can because eventually there will be so many that insulting them will be considered racist.

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the poop is coming from inside the butt

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#filmsky #horrorsky #agwhaat #agirlwalkshomealoneatnight

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"Everything reminds me of her" I whisper, as I walk past a tree shaped like a bitch

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Paying taxes this year feels like returning your Blockbuster videos while they’re hauling out the shelves.

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Confession: I don’t like when split diopter shots have extreme close ups with an out of focus background right next to the in focus background. It upsets me. 📽️🎥

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*drowning in my own failures* “Oh totally, that Imposter Syndrome sounds terrible.

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Simon and Garfield’s Uncle

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[youth pastor voice] you know who else pranked a bunch of his friends by faking his own death???

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The angels today youtu.be/wJADOqwmc3I?...

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The biggest problem I have with other people’s pronouns is that I really don’t like referring to anyone who is not me.

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One of many moments in Omar El Akkad’s new book, “One Day, Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This,” that will stop you in your tracks.

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Is Young Sheldon his rap name?

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Can anyone who watches Yellowjackets tell me why they keep on eating people even when they’re back in civilization?

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People keep talking about Rachel Zegler and, because I am disconnected from pop culture, I keep thinking they’re talking about Renata Zeiguer youtu.be/7pJf5YalAWU?...

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