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cryptaxis.bsky.social
Horror Collector, YouTuber, Podcaster, Underemployed Biologist, I'm lots of things really. Try my youtube channel, The Crypt Of Horrors! Same name on Instagram! Cryptaxis on Letterboxd! Follow and make me upload more stuff 😅
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There was a time when we'd have five different "Cory Booker's Bladder" accounts on Twitter by now

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I use women's body wash because the ingredients tend to be better for your skin. After taking lots of extra showers to warm up this winter, I've noticed my butt feels quite smooth as a consequence 😅

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

Last year or so there was that discussion about "the black character always dies first in horror movies" and how nobody could think of any examples besides Scream 2, does anyone remember that discussion and how it concluded?

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Please donate if you can. ⬇️⬇️⬇️

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Hey @daisyducati.bsky.social trying to reconnect with my twitter mutuals here, could you add me again?

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

When you're watching a slasher from a series with a distinct named killer like Freddy, Myers, or Chucky does the 'final girl'- type character matter much to you? Was thinking about the Halloween franchise and how excited people get to see Laurie and how much that surprised me.

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Meanwhile, still getting over that tooth infection. The drainage stage has been going on about 10 days now. This evil-smelling yellow stuff is just falling out of my nose but it doesn't seem like its from my nose, like its sweating through to my nostril from where the tooth pain was?

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Kinda nice logging in here and seeing lots of the missing faces from the Horror twitter glory days around

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GODZILLA MINUS ONE could not be more timely: As a monster bears down on a nation, its citizens realize their elected & appointed officials lack the political will to grapple with it. It's on the citizens - retired naval officers & humble fishermen alike - to organize and face down the beast.

submitted 13 days ago • 7 comments

Directors Cut (2025) is a throwback to 2000s torture movies, with a heavy metal twist. I liked a good 2/3rds of the movie, but it lost steam in the last 3rd for me. Fizzles out and leaves some loose threads that left me scratching my head. I'm disappointed, tbh. Oh well.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

My face of surprise: 😐. It's bad out there folks

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From a source: “Just had a co-presenter for a buildings research conference bow out. She’s a dual citizen and the FBI came knocking to ask her about her involvement in coauthoring chunks of the Paris Agreement. Climate science is being literally (and I mean literally) criminalized.”

submitted 15 days ago • 191 comments

I'm in a terrible place on untility money and and all but seeing how many other people here are trying to fundraise for the same reasons makes me feel kinda bad about trying to ask too. Altho if anyone wants to see my spare horror blurays, figures and stuff for sale feel free to ask

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

"That song was Directed by Ari Aster" m.soundcloud.com/killer_kowal...

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Damn I loved Hack-o' Lantern (19....uh 88 I think?) youtu.be/2Pk0zXWBcsk?...

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We can't bookmark stuff on here, can we?

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Every scientist, long before they were a scientist, was a little kid who stood in front of a fish tank or stared up at the stars or turned over a rock to look at the bugs underneath and said “wow”. On the best days, working in science still feels like that.

submitted 42 days ago • 26 comments

New episode! Does a hero complex paralyze us? #environmentalpiecast #hero #action #communityaction #sewing #teaching #paradigmshift youtu.be/81yYKNUfumw?...

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

It’s Brad Dourif’s birthday. He’s got quite the resumé. (That’s actually a toy doll on the far right. He only voiced it)

submitted 15 days ago • 26 comments

Wooof I gotta figure out how to follow back all my old friends on here quick

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

@kalugaofficial.bsky.social just saw the moving announcement, guess you missed my tag on the other place for that appalachia idea 😢

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

Pretty satisfied with Maxxxine (2024), a lot of the criticisms I'd heard about "too many plotlines" etc were exaggerated imo, sure it's not quite as strong as X and Pearl but it's plenty solid as is.

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Fun fact: Jan. 1, 2025 is the exact date of the events in ZARDOZ.

submitted 91 days ago • 60 comments

Gotta get back to "movie per day" on Letterboxd since I think that was really helpful for having some daily structure. Follow me as Cryptaxis on Letterboxd boxd.it/2k3an

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Could that be Valgavoth @golgariguy.bsky.social ? Who's into mtg lore around here?

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

Growing up in the 90's you keep hearing "Jingle All The Way (1993) sucks!" but watching it anytime after 2005 its like "wait this rocks??"

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

Introduce yourself with your top 5 favorite zombie movies! Zombi 2 Tombs of the Blond Dead Night of the Living Dead Dawn of the Dead ‘78 Dawn of the Dead ‘04

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So this is a real film that's happening now

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