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hanna | 27 | she/they | anti-capitalist nerd your favorite streamer’s favorite streamer twitch.tv/crypthanna
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You know it used to be the case that the FBI and CIA actually had to pay people for the takes some of you have. You can’t even get a check

my bf looks like walmart luigi mangione I WON BITCHESSSS

need a better slur for white people, “cracker bitch” doesn’t feel mean enough anymore.

if someone throws a sieg heil in my face im fading their ass on the spot fuck your speech you raggedy ass cracker

*gun in my mouth* I’ve been good. How have you been

getting the fellas together and moving the Overton Window towards guillotines when nobody's looking

wow, long time no see! I'm digging what remains of the you I knew

this is just 5 pages of you shitting on trump. this was the democrat party’s “framework” in the last election, and obviously that worked out real well for them. keep it up xoxo

Wow really? Rolling over and exposing my soft belly didn't elicit mercy? Fuck this

Your man looks like he wears light armour. Lookin like your boy plays a dagger build. Call me if youre ever lookin for a real man

Incredible journalism.

I guarantee this is the bich ass mook they will push in '28

@juliusgoat.bsky.social

excuse me. i known it’s late. but i must talk to you about communism

This is my “daughter of a Black Panther breakfast program volunteer” coming out but anyone who tells you that you have to be public about all your resistance activity should immediately be under suspicion for being an op, or being under the influence of an op

I think we will see the veil fall in the next 4 years and by that I mean any pretense will be dropped. They will do something extreme and say “and what are you going to do about it?” It’s happening more and more but we’re not quite there yet. You should meet like-minded neighbors and buy a gun

shameless choso art because rendering abs makes me happy #choso #jjk #JujutsuKaisen

liberals act like they’re doing a revolution by “holding the line” at their cushy, well paid office jobs

What will help your political movement more A) saying fuck around and find out and making fun of poor people B) working with mutual aid orgs to deliver food and do ideological work at the same time, educating them and providing them resources at the same time Difficult to say!

Can I get a fuck yup

i know i am gods favorite because people pay good money to get an ass as fat as mine, a hairline as perfect as mine, and skin as flawless as mine and the sooner everyone accepts that the better

the left can accurately be defined as people who have made fun of me online. here’s why they’re responsible for everything going wrong

the US libs can't believe the economy is bad because there was a blue president too recently. once the red president has been in there a while they will mysteriously come around

Crypto guy in 2014: Crypto will revolutionize finance and change how we interact with money Crypto in 2025:

#moodboard

everytime my coworker who voted for Trump complains to me about returning to office i wanna blow my fucking brains out in front of her

My alcoholism is not like my father’s alcoholism. It’s more like the quiet, dignified alcoholism of my grandparents

exquisite

it’s incredibly annoying how correct everyone was warning the dangers of going status quo with the democratic party 6 years ago

CORPORATE DEI WEBINAR: If you meet someone from East Asia, you should avoid asking "So which kind are you?" JACUZZI DEALERSHIP OWNER: Well, that's it. Time to start the Fourth Reich.

my mom, in the midst of discussing the onslaught from our current administration, said “let’s pray to whatever higher power we have that things get better” and i responded, “we don’t need a higher power mom, we have molotovs”

got an email at work yesterday saying they are taking away our pronouns (i’m a fed) so my new pronouns are it/those i guess

when I'm done with mage hand and there's still time left I just put it up my butt

i am a federal employee and i am choosing to resign and take trump’s “deferred resignation” plan. it is not my job to protect your idea of a “democracy”, and shame on you for putting it on federal workers to do so. if trump wants to build the fourth reich of his goons, leave me the fuck out of it.

Everything that was dead will rise

God bless

they got a new AI out called DeepCheeks