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Returned from the grave for #MarchMammalMadness
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I just realized that MMM has built up sufficient lore that the narrators can pull the "traumatize your fandom with one image" thing only instead of an image it's references to figs, onion rings, cars, poachers, salinity, vault toilets, or literally any onomatopoeia #2025MMM

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

Was a capuchin-o, now a flat white. (I'll see myself out.) #2025MMM

submitted 9 hours ago • 2 comments

#2025MMM #DivisionTuxedoStyle #TeamBuffalo Art by Charon Henning @oddangel.bsky.social #mammals #sciart

submitted 9 hours ago • 2 comments

Hi fright fans! Who's out with me supporting #TeamCapeBuffalo? #2025MMM #MMMStandsForMooMurderMachine

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Beware the smiley ones. Quokka this round: 😃 Quokka next round: 😃🔪 #2025MMM #TeamPumaWatchYourBack

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

#2025MMM

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing against #TeamGinkgo. Any plant that drops a bunch of stinky fruit around Halloween is a good plant. #2025MMM

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Hiya, creeps! Here in the Crypt of Terror* we're supporting a contestant known for its extreme efficiency at sending mortals to meet their maker. It's the Widowmaker, the bracket-breaker, the Black Death itself, #TeamCapeBuffalo #Moo-derSheWrote #2025MMM *it's a newly renovated oak gall

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

As self-declared MMM Patron Saint of 15-2 upsets, I declare that the star-nosed mole is the one to beat in this matchup. #2025MMM

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

On the eve of #2025MMM, I would like to propose that the Northern Flying Squirrel and the Flying Frog do not face off in single elimination, and instead go on whimsical adventures together, perhaps in their own children's book series

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

I LIVE! #2025MMM

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments