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cryptolinguist.bsky.social
Cybersecurity guy, bedroom DJ, and communist. Make Crypto Cryptography Again. No War But Class War.
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Be interesting. Do interesting things.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

The Internet never forgets I hear. Some dumb shit you leave online might be your only legacy.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I could be that guy. Sunglasses in the clurb.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

We were not meant to live our lives in a box. Embrace the open skies.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Move north Buy a unique jacket Build your identity around that jacket

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

At karaoke and this dude is singing a song about drunk driving and crashing on a dirt road but he found Jesus so it's all cool. What the fuck is wrong with country music? I miss when country hated work and cops.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Broadway in Nashville is just Temu Bourbon Street

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

This thing really does look like Sauron's Dark Tower

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

The first Monster is to function. The 2nd is to wake up.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Uhhhhhh

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

Liberals most hated candy

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

When the history of this time is written down, the cowardice will be remembered as much as the fascism

submitted 54 days ago • 743 comments

Chuck Schumer Out a window

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

I think the delivery driver stole the corner of our pizza

submitted 66 days ago • 1 comment

Was at that mall and saw this statue of Ann Coulter

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Literally the only reason I have a job is so I can buy Lego sets

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Was all ready to go to a warehouse party last night. Cracked open a Monster. Texted my friend. Immediately got tired and decided to go to bed instead. On the plus side I got a Monster right next to my bed this morning ready to go.

submitted 66 days ago • 1 comment

Just called Grey's Anatomy "Once Piece for white women" on a work call and maybe not something I should have said out loud

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Rolled the dice with Spirit and lost. Got to the airport 2 hours before departure as you do. Get to the terminal and sit down. About an hour before boarding cause security was quick. Moment I sit down I get an email about a delay. Leaving at 11:51am. Delay again. Departing at 1:21pm.

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

Got through airport security in record time. Got an hour til boarding. I need sleep.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Tesla drivers are the new BMW drivers (derogatory)

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

As governor of Illinois, I’ve made it my mission to make our state the best to call home including for our LGBTQ+ community. No matter who you are or who you love, everyone deserves dignity and equality. Hate has no home here.

submitted 88 days ago • 1261 comments

I ordered a fancy cocktail. I hate it. But I paid like $20 for it so now I have to drink it.

submitted 88 days ago • 2 comments

The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS

submitted 91 days ago • 1309 comments

The takeover of Twitter was a preview of what we're all living with now and a stark example of why you can't let any one person have too much money: they go insane and make themselves everybody's problem

submitted 91 days ago • 585 comments

Professional networking social media for cops: OinkedIn

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Saw these at Costco and had to try. They're disgusting. I don't know what I expected.

submitted 92 days ago • 1 comment

Reorganized my office with a new standing desk and finally got all my books scattered around the house and in boxes onto a shelf.

submitted 94 days ago • 1 comment

I hate when the soap dispenser gets low and you have to jerk it off

submitted 94 days ago • 2 comments

we live under the most authoritarian government in the world

submitted 95 days ago • 99 comments

lmfao

submitted 96 days ago • 434 comments

This is the most Friday feeling Thursday. Idk if I have another week day left in me.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

submitted 97 days ago • 268 comments

OpenAI right now

submitted 97 days ago • 299 comments

the purpose of the democratic party is to take up all the institutional space for opposing fascism, and steadfastly refuse to do so.

submitted 97 days ago • 5 comments

If you're in Illinois, you're on Section 8, and your landlord tries to evict you because of the government funding freeze, email me at [email protected]. My cases are pay-whatever-you-can.

submitted 98 days ago • 174 comments

I'll never forgive the Harris campaign pivoting from "these people are freaks and losers" to "Look everybody, Liz Cheney!"

submitted 99 days ago • 4 comments

Day 1 at the new job. Already can tell this is gonna be a great place to work. Lotta cool perks relating to education and cons. Expecting to attend a lot more security conferences and pick up some SANS certs

submitted 99 days ago • 1 comment

Goodbye giant engineering laptop. Hello lil guy.

submitted 102 days ago • 1 comment