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cryptotheism.bsky.social
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FUCK WITH ME

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Plotinus's attacks on the Gnostics totally make sense. He is jealous of their popularity, and has beef with the idea that the soul is not in contact with The One.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

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submitted 13 hours ago • 61 comments

day one out the alembic already hustling. homunculus net worth = 1coin

submitted 14 hours ago • 7 comments

Doctor my puppy is floppy

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Queen of trying to kill animals outside

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

relatable #funny #humor #hermeticism #hermes #hermestrismegistus #pubes #pubichair #eatingpussy #eatinghairypussy #thricegreat #hermes #thoth #moses #emeraldtablet #alchemy #occult #esotericism #westernesotericism #platonism #middleplatonism #hairypussy #pussyhair #enneads #pubehistory

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

The Public Apology, from a recent stream with @breakbeatbun.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa_G...

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How good you are at reading is the upper cap on how good you are at writing.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Jean Paul Laurens, The Cadaver Synod

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A dying Aristotle, temporarily revived by smelling an apple. From The Book of the Apple From Eisenbibliothek's MS 20 f. 15v.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

quotapigs

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THIS IS SO CUTE OMG

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Tomorrow @ 6pm Eastern, it's time to go back to "WORK", so i can do my "TAXES" my friends and i have much fun planned (Lethal Company, Different Lethal Company, and Others Too) & some little souvenirs for u also. see u there @ www.twitch.tv/breakbeatbun

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

We are live! www.twitch.tv/cryptotheism

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Join us for PHILOSOPHYFRAME FRIDAY

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes I feel like nobody cares about pyramid anomalies

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

linguists report american cuneiform will supercede english and spanish as the primary language in the US by 2040

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Reddit Gay Reactionary: subscribed to r/stevencrowder and r/femboys Twitter Gay Reactionary: Hitler youth who follow Iggy azelia Tumblr Gay Reactionary: kahanist disability activist Bluesky Gay Reactionary: Brunch Firstworldist Facebook Gay Reactionary: Your uncle after 1 beer.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

yuri moments

submitted 7 days ago • 7 comments

welcome to rugpull nation

submitted 8 days ago • 81 comments

Over the next few days I'm expecting to see a million reddit screenshots of small business owners saying "I just got an email from my supplier! I didn't know 78% of my aluminum came from China!"

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

One way we can all help is by fighting back against disinformation on TikTok

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

Join us for PHILOSOPHYFRAME FRIDAY

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.

submitted 10 days ago • 313 comments

WOULD YOU WANT TO TUNE IN FOR A STREAM WHERE I JUST GRIND IN WARFRAME AND CHAT ABOUT SOCRATES/PARMENIDES FOR LIKE FOUR HOURS DOES THAT SOUND FUN/WISE

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

Hey I hope you guys know I'm a philosophical zombie. I have no interiority whatsoever and all my communications are inanimate spasms.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

The relationship between the cookbook and the occult text feels woefully unexplored in serious attempts.

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

Going to the bank and withdrawing all my money in silver dollars and playing with a loaded firearm in the parking lot while I wait. Swinging it around, lightsaber noises with my mouth

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

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Lumon Employee: "What made you consider the severance procedure?" GORE MAGALA: [Trying to fuck the cars in the parking lot]

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submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

None of those corporate accounts are run by just one guy. Low level interns submit posts according to guidelines, and nothing is posted without passing through at minimum two layers of management approval. Every corny joke reply is a meticulously coiffed marketing tool.

submitted 12 days ago • 4 comments

im starting a foundation to introduce underprivileged children to forbidden techniques

submitted 13 days ago • 7 comments

Remember: society doesn't exist and morality is magic. People don't make choices based on a complex web of material circumstances. Deviance is a literal spiritual poison and if too many women have blue hair the crops will fail and the salmon will no longer spawn in the rivers.

submitted 13 days ago • 4 comments