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The loneliest people in the whole wide world are the ones you’re never going to see again. woodworker, sci-fi & fantasy enjoyer, Tottenham/SF Giants/Niners/Warriors fan, some-nonsense guy. Don’t be tedious at me. he/him
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Just ate six feet of fruit by the foot

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

My most heretical sports take is that I think golf is super fun and that golf courses, when placed properly and accessible to not just the rich, are perfectly good uses of public space.

submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

The surrender cobra is sometimes the oh my god I fucking did it cobra

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

Rory McIllCommunicationRoy

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

Big hitter, the Lama

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

You should be thrown out of the golf course if you shout get in the hole

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

I wonder if Rory listens to Kneecap

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

I know there’s an easy way to delete all posts but is there any way to mass-delete replies and also my posts w with swears? I’m trying to be less of a dick on here. I’ve avoided yelling at no fewer than ten people today. # growth

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Freaking the fuck out that even though we can pay four months up front we’re still going to lose out on every house we apply for in SF

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

Without further, adieu

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

Apple time apple time

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Still saying this phrase about black dudes huh? A phrase they never say about white guys?

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

It’s a small thing in a whole page of lies but more or less no one has a resting body temp of exactly 98.6°

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Jung Hoo Leaving the Park

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Baseball players Posters 🤝 We do this every day, kid

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

Gonna watch the classic 1982 film Porky’s today. I bet it holds up really well and doesn’t have any incredibly problematic bits.

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

Patrick the Batrick

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

One President wildly exceeded his authority by forgiving some student loans; a different President barely scratched the surface of his authority by disappearing anyone he pleases without trial to a foreign gulag. Constitutional law is a serious intellectual enterprise.

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

Thanks for the heads up

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Jim Miller‘s wife has definitely yelled at him to quit fighting and he responded “I’m a fighter. That’s what I do. That’s what I’ve always done. I’m a fighter. I don’t got nothing else.”

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

There is only one correct answer: Sky High

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Would you believe me if I told you this guy is a gambling tipster on ESPN

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

well if there is one thing whose awesome power republican presidents respect and are powerless in the face of it's a central american nation's national sovereignty

submitted 1 day ago • 36 comments

The only manufacturing that’s coming back to America is manufacturing runs. It’s time for small ball again baby.

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