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csalem.bsky.social
H/him. Tax the rich, like, a lot. I work for a Fortune 500, writing software when they let me
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Wait, Safari got rid of reader view?! Are you kidding me

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Some thoughts about the military parade in my hometown of Washington DC today -- specifically, the route. Military parades in DC are quite rare. But when they happen, they have always begun, symbolically and geographically, at the Capitol and moved outward. 1/

submitted 1 day ago • 92 comments

I love watching Chapman save a game

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Half the people y’all get upset at I’ve never heard of until you spread their shitty opinions.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Turns out when you search “tigers cubs” the first thing that comes up is not baseball

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

At some point video game designers realized they could make games that had no goal, no save the princess, and now my kids play the most boring and pointless games(to me).

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Haliburton, as called in: Brazil, France, Iceland, U.S. (in Spanish), Albania, U.S. (ESPN Radio), Indianapolis, Oklahoma City, the Netherlands, Türkiye, Canada, and Croatia:

submitted 10 days ago • 85 comments

pretty shitty that young people now have to learn with both a 24/7 torrent of entertainment microtargeted to their neuroses in their pocket and a learning environment full of chirpy little prompts to press a button and fake their homework so they can spend a little more time in the neurosis torrent

submitted 11 days ago • 5 comments

Historians will look back on this time period and be like: “we don’t have enough primary sources to understand what the fuck people were talking about”

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

For a party that’s embraced conspiracy theories, the #2 face of the party sure looks a lot like a lizard person

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Worth a re-read. Tearing with laughter at my kid’s little league game

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Corporate tech is breaking my brain because I looked at this and was like: yeah that seems to cover the bases

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

The thing Ed does so well is to actually listen to what tech companies say, and specifically the numbers, “100 million devices in a year”(next year,btw) and then compare it to known numbers: 3.6 years for Apple to sell 100 million iPhones.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Some people see the declining numbers of Bluesky posts as a bad thing. Me? Opportunity, baby! Fill that gap with my inane takes!!

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Are these real? I’m going to assume they’re not, but enjoy them anyway

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Gimme some choglit!

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

@redsox.com are juicing their stats this inning

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments