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Today, on Shirley Jackson’s birthday, let’s all marvel at one of the greatest opening paragraphs ever written (from THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE)

my first piece for The Atlantic. i will be providing more incisive commentary like this, when called upon to do so.

YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown you can SEE HIM he is playing in town you should go and have a good time

Sadly so many of these people will not connect the dots, and will continue believing in the Republican Party. Notice he blames Elon Musk, even though he talks about the White House.

“Nothing tasted as good as thin felt” - Jim Henson after eating a Muppet.

if you cancel all the concerts and events that the people who traditionally go to the theatre are interested in, and replace it with stuff that they are not interested in, and your right-wing base hate the theatre as a concept because they think it’s elitist, you won’t earn any money.

Got everything in and out of Home for the shiny mythicals, just missing these. Have everything needed for the evos, but the Type: Null and Darkrai i will need to borrow 🥺

we need another musial called Hamilton but about him

90% of the deaths are due to OSHA violations. so good luck america

Fun fact — Earth was originally designed for the GameCube, so when the planet was ported to the Wii, they had to flip the entire map from left to right

never forget youtu.be/aTQn3sRhdF4?...

oh!

Love the new ace attorney!

George Zimmerman and Kyle Rittenhouse are walking free! They're doing fucking speaking tours!

Got a bit more work for Blueberry

Have you perhaps considered that the problem is not that Canada is an authoritarian country that doesn’t guarantee free speech, but rather that you exclusively pay attention to US politics, media & culture and are completely ignorant about your own country and our constitutionally-protected rights?

this seems good…

ConCLAVEn

the largest part of its struggle tbh was nick fucking then over repeatedly

there is only one correct answer

We should totally just stab Caesar!

Support a season 17 Drag Race girl if you can.

*a few college students say dumb things at protests* Elites/Media: Antisemitism rages *most powerful people in the country do Nazi salutes* Elites/Media: Controversy surrounds hand gestures

I was at a punk show in 83 where a skinhead jumped up on stage and gave a Nazi salute. The bass player hit him with his bass, knocking him into the crowd and 150 people collectively hauled his ass out of the venue and threw him in the mud. This was the right and only appropriate response.

many bloomfs

“If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.” A classic quote from Malcolm X, who was assassinated 60 years ago today.

have to go shovel 😭😭