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The children yearn for front line infantry.

Cool how two of the times England randomly drew lines on a map to separate people is coming back to haunt us at the same time.

Oh fuck me this is really a think. Worked for the civil service when the hiring freeze got lifted. 800+ applications for 36 jobs. Head of service had us split it into 4 piles. She grabbed two and threw them in the bin saying they'd failed the luck test.

Most of the world looks and feels like Shelley Duvall at the end of The Shining and we're all just meant to carry on like that's a perfectly normal and reasonable state to be in.

ELON POST THE PEE TAPE!

Imagine being an American History teacher in 2040 and having to explain a social media fight between the President of the United States and a billionaire to your class.

When Elon comes out of this bender and looks at what he's posted he'll delete Twitter.

Techbros VS MAGA was a fight I didn't know I needed in my life.

If there is a single drop of comedy left in this world Trump will reopen every investigation Elon killed out of spite.

Until proven otherwise I think the replacement of workers with a cheaper outsourced #AI systems is a long con. Get the company completely dependent on AI services and then massive cost increase at the next contract renewal. What are they going do, rehire everyone they sacked 5 years ago?

Keir Starmer: we're outlawing trans people and kicking out the migrants. Left wing: Boo! You twat! Riiggt wing: Boo! Not big enough of a twat! Keir Starmer: We've made a trade deal with Europe to improve the economy. Left Wing: Boo! Still a twat! Right wing: Boo! Wrong kind of twat!

Please, Disney. Give people the #Andor spin off they really want. Hire a bunch of British theatre actors and make a show about ISB agents being absolute sassy bitches to each other.

I want to know how Starmer and Labour would reverse course when they realise how badly their current flying leap to the right is going. Obviously they won't do that and would just triple down on being a Reform tribute act but it would be pathetically funny to watch them try and win their base back.

Oh no fuck this. These planes are going to be doing an attack run on Kyiv in a few weeks.

One of the fun parts of being a millennial former Nu-metal/Alt kid is when you look up a band you used to like they've either split up to all separately start an organic farm or they're exclusively playing right-wing festivals.

"Nononono listen listen LISTEN! What if we do PopeSSS.Two of them! We could have like and Eastern AND Western Pope. Split the job! What? Why are you all looking at me like that? WHAAAAAT?!"

Can't wait for the next American Army sponsored film about the Iraq War to be filmed in the Hollywood Hills like a 90s SciFi TV show.

I don't know if this is still the case but last few local elections in our "safe" Labour seats the Reform candidates have had their registered address in another part of the country. If that's the case for others areas good luck on the commute.

Germany, Canada, and Australia held their nose and chose the lesser of two evils. British labour can't even be that and are trying to out right wing the Russian funded propaganda party. Rule Britania.

Thunderbolt was good. Like phase 1/2 of Marvel good. And they actually treated mental illness and loneliness with respect.

If Pedro Pascal is being set up to be the new face of Marvel there is no way Disney drops him for being unconditionally supportive of his sister and the trans community at large. Joanne can bully individuals but good luck fighting a legal behemoth that makes films on the side.

The right wing talking heads saying that America should now "liberate" Canada after the election must not be aware that the Canadian army is terrifying. The Geneva Convention is a high score check box and that's when they're on foreign soil. Imagine what they'll do to protect their own nation.

Fuck me I had to check this as it sounds way too much like a piss take to be true but that really is the former Banjo and lead guitarist from Mumford & Sons.

The first guy the gorilla gets hold of will be name dropped in songs for generations.

I have one of these. I registered a Gmail account back when it was googlemail and managed to get a common single word as. It is now completely unusable due to the amount of people using it as a fake address. Last time I looked it had nearly 200k unread emails.