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Gamer. Husband. OCD. Marine mammal stan. Fan+ Pro Max. Lover of Star Trek, Star Wars, Sci-Fi, and large, North Atlantic islands. Það besta sem Guð hefur skapað er nýr dagur.📍Boston
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As always, Satan could never do anything worse than what humans already do to each other. Satan's just an implementer of what we've already innovated. He gives us what we've thought in our hearts for others.

This might be an American thing, but she seems like a miserable sack of shit

Wrath.

Legendary hater Charles Darwin

not getting on another plane unless they bring DEI all the way back. the captain has to open with a land AND air acknowledgement. every attendant gets an ASL interpreter. allowable emotional support animals now includes Blåhaj

Orca plushie finally done! The single belly piece was the bane of my existence. I don't think I'll ever get how to cleanly sew pieces together. #crochet

“Go fuck yourself” is the appropriate response to any suggestion of annexing Canada. The idea shouldn’t even be entertained

Cat: “80% of your followers are there because of me. You owe me treats.” Me: “20% is still pretty goo—“ Cat: “That 20% is bots and catfish.” Me: “I—“ Cat: “Treats.”

Accurate.

who called it 'doing squats' and not 'baking the cake'

Every day, I wake up and know these are the leaders of our political parties. And despair. It’s both pathetic and sad.

She’s a nonplussed puss.

It really becomes clear how much worse the internet has gotten when you compare a review on Roger Ebert's website in 2011 to the same article today

If that groundhog doesn’t do whatever he has to do to make spring come early I’m gonna turn him into a pair of mittens