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It's fucked up how there's two TV show hosts called Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon and I couldn't tell who's who if you put a gun to my head

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Some day I hope to see a real snow camel

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Can't believe Laura Loomer would say this

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Right-wing Twitter rn:

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Another day, another AAVE word every white kid starts using incorrectly at the same time

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Me when I'm about to ask a pressing question but the imp makes me feel like I'm burning in hell using his mind waves again

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I have the kind of autism that makes me be way into Mega Man despite not having fully played any of the games

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Fuck machine-certified technician

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"You fool, don't you get it? The orphan-crushing machine was built so that the mere act of stopping it would be seen as virtuous!"

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Extreme finger puppetry skills

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If I read someone's eyes being described as "orbs" again I'll snap

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AirBNB is short for Air Bonobo

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It's like the whole damn country is built on a Native American Burial Ground or something

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the energy i bring to bluesky

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I've never seen so much concentrated gay rage. This guy was having Akira mind flashes of sucking Bin Laden's cock as he was shooting him

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Veteran Dean Withers finally reveals the secret weapon used to find and kill Osama Bin Laden: repressed homosexuality

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If you can somehow tell the difference between high quality graphics and frame rates above 30 You literally can't, who are you trying to fool, you're lying

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"Aw man, I have a cold, I guess I should just stay in bed and rest for today Sinuses - "What if we clogged up and made you mouthbreathe and dehydrated you and made you inhale more potential pathogens through your mouth and suffocated you and killed you on your sleep"

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"Create your own opportunities" wow I hadn't thought of that, thanks

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Quote with 4 of your favorite albums

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Tech product reviews are always either "It arrived today, haven't used it yet but it looks nice :3 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐" or a Shakespeare-length dissertation that you can't parse through without a degrees in computer science and engineering degree