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cuil.world
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What if there was an opposition party that just said "If you give us a majority in congress we'll remove these freaks and criminals from power"

submitted 7 hours ago • 142 comments

NPR Sunday Story is vying for least favorite npr thing in my book now. It would be worse if Garrison Keiler did it but it seems like the format now is to talk excitedly about an objectively terrible thing (AI slop, moms for liberty) and then don’t get around to saying it is bad until 15 mins in

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

u dont have to be so annoying

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

whoever did this belongs on Rushmore (via www.paloaltoonline.com/technology/2...)

submitted 19 hours ago • 22 comments

submitted 1 day ago • 30 comments

<hungover, slowly watching an entire stick of butter melt into my coffee> i'm gonna live forever, i should publish a book about this

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments