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cuil.world
WR speedrunner for NES Home Alone (any%), NES Lawn Mower (100%), 7th in big20 #16, frog decider, employed, first person to skeet from a refrigerator, i give you a hamburger
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dear slug: i'm sorry i crushed you but what were you thinking being in the middle of my kitchen floor maybe the people who say don't wear shoes in the house were wrong the entire time

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Know Your Rights trainings work. Don’t even open the door. Really, to anyone. If it’s someone important and they know you, they have a cellphone, they’ll call.

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If you appreciate Teen Vogue’s journalism, support the workers who make it possible! Sign the petition!

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