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Heard the following line on #netflixisajoke this morning and it really seemed applicable to millions of Americans who are giddy about our constitution being shit on by one of the most unethical regimes in world history: “You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.” (John Mulaney).

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The profound depths of stupidity have still yet to be fully exposed. Imagine a vessel at sea being piloted by such a vast array of idiots, imbeciles, and ignoramuses. How long until that ship runs aground or sinks?

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So who is actually surprised by this shit anymore? www.wlwt.com/article/even...

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They’re even doing it in unison.

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When they get triggered and call you an idiot for pointing out the cognitive dissonance of J6 simps with “blue line” flags on their trucks, it’s a great time to break out lines like “snowflake” and “fuck your feelings.” They HATE that.

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So if “free Palestine” is now hate speech on DickDock, what is the Muskrat’s sig heil? Will he be banned?

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A Snoop Dogg CD works really well to scrape dog shit off of the sidewalk. Follow me for more life hacks.

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RIP to an absolute legend.

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Bob Uecker discussing when he and Bob Gibson got fined by the Cardinals... For holding hands in the team picture. 🤣🔊

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Yeah fuck that. EAT 👏🏻 THE 👏🏻RICH!

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I heard MAGA put together a bangin’ lineup for its inauguration rally. Kid Rock, Lee Greenwood, Jason Aldean, Village People…it’s like a who’s who of “who cares?”

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Remember when your uncle on Facebook transitioned from racial equity consultant to infectious disease scientist to Middle East historian to military strategist to consumer economist? Well thank the lordt he’s also a wildfire expert! I see why so many would follow such a fella’s election advice.

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Who’s really surprised at this point? Fckn Murica. 😡

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