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A cute girl came over to my house yesterday for the first time. She said I "had good taste" when she looked at my headphones. I feel like I've passed some kind of trans initiation.

Now that I'm approaching the age of one, I'm recontextualising being a Karen as a kind of non-consensual, non-sexual bratting for middle-aged women.

Girl we spitroasted last night told us she had a great time, and appreciated how we made her feel very comfortable in her body. I told her girl, we feel very comfortable in your body too.

When you're a millennial petplay is actually called heccin good pupperplay.

Three years voice training.

A good indicator of how sick I'm feeling is if I've lost interest in looking at furry porn.

Putting marks on my strap's belt every time I make a girl cum like a WWII fighter plane.

𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓵𝓪𝓾𝓰𝓱 𝓰𝓲𝓻𝓵𝓹𝓲𝓼𝓼

Update: GF came over tonight and we fixed the ass eating issue.

I haven't eaten out a girl's ass in DAYS and it's driving me crazy.

Finally, I can get these damn croutons out of my fucking asshole.

I guess this explains why my doctor wanted to know what kind of porn I watch.

This is going to be perfect for when my gf goes non-verbal.

Autistic girldick, call that my safe food.

My girldick slips out, bending at an awkward angle. Suddenly I freeze in place and flash and gold rings spew out of me.

I eat girls out like Saturn devouring his son.

Women are for dating, men are for snacks.

Manager: So that's the shop floor, any questions? Me, a free-use catgirl, barely holding it together: There's a CNC *machine* ?

When ur six foot futch date asks you what do you do.