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avoidance vindicated

"OVER QUOTA" https://bonequest.com/9583

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Tom Cruise: Finish your popcorn a little early there bud? Lol Me: I'm going to kill myself sir Cruise: Excuse me? Me: I said I'm going to kill myself on stage sir Cruise: Nonsense. This is a cinema. Look around. There's only magic here. You can feel it Me: Your right sir, My bad

This one’s for the doers 🛠️ The brewers 🍻 The part of the crewers 👯‍♂️ For makeouts 💋 And fakeouts 🏀 Tonight, let’s do takeouts! 🥡 For every day, However you play, It’s gotta be…. Ray. R a y t h e o n

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Member of lists: My bsky pals 😀 “Interesting” eyes Trolls and Turds 🙅‍♂️ Eyes far apart People with ET eyes 👀 Can’t use binoculars 👁️_____👁️ Opera Glasses Torn in Twain Look Like a Bug 🐞 (eye category) Socrates Weeps (nincompoops who rebuff debate)

she wolf

bad timing

PUT IT IN YOUR HEAD

Crowding the Pan

love ya cube!!

rateyourmusic.com/list/CubeUnd... i wrote about 50 albums that i loved last year, why not listen to a few

Why is the word “moist” the way it is?

Now which ones of you are going to crater over “MOIST”?

IMPROVE one word in a song title with the word MOIST 💦 I’ll start: “Stayin’ Moist” by the Bee Gees 🌊 Comment and share!

I've decided that I'm going to start making people uncomfortable and start using the word "moist" in place of "good." I've made two people incredibly uncomfortable in less than 30 minutes, and I couldn't be more proud of myself.

Just transferred my paycheck to my domme with a memo: ‘For reminding me I don’t deserve nice things.’ Living the dream, one humiliation at a time. #Finsub #PayPig #FinancialDomination

my Dom told me to budget, so now i just call it ‘Financial Domination Planning.’ Same broke me, but fancier spreadsheets.” #FinDom #FinSub #FinancialDomination #BudgetingGoneWild #SubLife #KinkHumor #BrokeButObedient #SpreadsheetLife

Just sent my Dom $3 for every minute I spent overthinking today. Now I’m broke, but at least I’m consistent. #FinSub #PayPig #DomSub #KinkHumor #FinancialSubmission #OverthinkingTax #SubLife #FunnyKinks #BrokeAndObedient

Just sold my dignity for $3.47 and a Starbucks gift card. Who needs self-respect when you have Wi-Fi? #FinSub #PayPigChronicles #CapitalismWins