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Milf/Mommy/Big Mama. Depends on who you ask. Married 🔒 #BlackSkyover30
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Sharelle taught me that you don’t need to be able to do math to be a successful businesswoman.

I just want to ensure that my child has the best chance for a full and happy future and after trying for long enough, I’ve realized that I can’t do it alone. Please share & donate if you can. gofund.me/41f37e53

Miss me?

I get off the Julio & I might act a asshole.

I need a shot wtfffff

Rlly wish i could just coast through adulthood on cruise control. No thoughts or discipline. Just vibes.

Beyond frustrated at this point

My dad got me a joint rolling grinder as a stocking stuffed this year. Idk how many times these tables gone turn but im dizzy.

OK, so I was going through my Amazon wish list looking for a little treat to buy myself & these bath mats have been here for quite a while now they actually keep popping up on my IG like “hey cutie buy me now” but can someone please give me a reasonable explanation as to why they are $43?!?

I’ve been making an effort to build adult friendships with the women my mother was close to. I’m realizing how great her judgment was when it came to friendships.

And we sholl got up under that table and ate them grapes tf up. My dad and I weren’t taking no mf chances.

Class of 2010: Ladies’ night was very cutesyyy.

This years annual family holiday has been very drunk and weedy now that all the cousins are grown.

I do not want to live in a “if you want something done right you gotta do it yourself” ass reality. NO NO NO. I’m not the only capable adult I know.

I just broke my pink iPhone in the same year I said I wasn’t buying anymore new phones Jesus please fix it cause I’m gonna lose my mind.

Omg he not tryna eat what I made for dinner 😭😭😭

I hate having to repeat myself, idc how long ago I said something. You should remember.

This is wild yall

Bars

I’m so fuckin tired I’m not gunna lie I should probably take a lil nap

My son sleeping so good & in stead of taking this time to nap I’m doing my fucking hair????? ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?

It’s wash day so I just mixed up some hot oils in the kitchen & put em in my hair then tied a grocery bag over it. We not losing a single mf recipe in this house.

My wife is so fine omg

Some women love crashouts lmao 😭

People don’t even have to do anything malicious or harmful for me to avoid having them in my life. If your energy isn’t positive & conducive to what I got going on, imma stay away.

The power of discernment is truly underrated & severely underutilized. The ability to know when certain people have no place in your life & only contribute toward your stagnancy is essential. Wake the hell up.

AND DIIID.

I’m the most fun when I’ve had no sleep. Just a bubbly ball of delirium.

Gonna smoke some weed then sleep through my alarm.

Everybody reading this looking at they lil richards mad as hell.

GOOD MORNING!

Taking a nap.

Faja tight as flea coochie I CANT LIVE LIKE THIS

I cry every time I have to move my faja to the side to fart. This shit tight as HELL.

Maybe today will *actually* be productive….maybe hahahahaha