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cup-o-joe.bsky.social
25, he/they, professional dumbass 3x platinum yapper DMs open to mutuals! Taken ❤️ MDNI‼️
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Buzzed and full of love in my heart 🙂‍↕️

Drake is crashing out rn I just know it

I bartend on both the Super Bowl and Valentine’s Day can someone come out a gun in my mouth pls and thanks 🙂‍↕️

I think it’s rigged as shit that most psych meds interact with the most basic of cold medicines 🤡

What’s up gamers I can actually breathe through my nose again and can properly taste food 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Good morning gang, guess who has a head cold and can’t take any medicine until my meds metabolize enough 🫠 (let me catch a break please)

Choso cosplay has officially arrived, you guys better be ready for me to be real obnoxious once I do a little tailoring on it 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Woke up and almost gave myself a concussion how we feeling this fine morning gang

Food poisoning is no fucking joke I will not be eating anything but fully cooked meat for a hot minute 😭😭😭

Going out for Korean bbq with friends later, they’re putting me in a toddler leash so I don’t surrender to my baser instincts

Good afternoon bloomfs I have retuned from the dead yet again (mental illness)

Somebody come to the bar and tip me a bajillion dollars pls and thanks, I’ll even make you a themed drink of your choice 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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Good morning gamers today I think I will play dnd and then play silly little games with my friends afterwards 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

They survived and I didn’t even slip once🤧

Accidentally wore my nice white vans to my bar shift so if anyone sees me on national television just know I fucked them up beyond repair 🙂‍↕️

If I have one more minor spelling mistake or a missed word on a post I’m gonna CRASH OUT‼️

Ah yes let me my vehicle tolls on my car that doesn’t exist 🙂‍↕️

Holy crap guys thanks for 20 followers 😳 I promise to continue to be even more annoying and off putting 🙂‍↕️

What’s a quirked up white boy gotta do in this day and age to find a doctor who’s actually accepting new patients

I think I have decided I will actually start cosplaying somewhat seriously again this year, I miss dressing up in my silly little outfits and taking my silly little pictures

Back from the dead who missed me (felt the curse of being perceived)

Good morning bloomfs, i regret to inform everyone that i do in fact have that dawg in me

Yeaaaaaah I’m gonna become insufferable a month from now 🙂‍↕️