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My metalhead spouse is listening to afrobeats in the shower. A man of multitudes.

Wow. To witness a world leader straight up try to strong-arm and bully another is really upsetting. Not a good watch for that Friday Feeling.

I've no earphones with me and so I can't watch any of the videos from the White House just yet. From the tone of everyone's posts, I'm guessing it wasn't a good day

Just bought a new frying pan. Not to brag, but it's purple

why stop at carrot cake? here have some asparagus pudding you sick fuck

This is for all you BG fans out there

They did surgery on a grape

Obsessed with stone tape theory atm

Rights for quote posters!!!

I was a big Rory Hearne fan before this. After tonight's debate, consider me a Rory Hearne missionary

Absolute farce for there to be no representation from the Department of Housing on RTE tonight. What a way to show the public how little they care about a crisis of their own creation.

I wish to extend my formal gratitude to the Spotify algorithm for teaching me that I love calypso music

Trying to register for my own job, but my passport has gone missing. Screaming crying throwing up

YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown you can SEE HIM he is playing in town you should go and have a good time

WIFE: what are you watching ME: the sound of music NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: *crashes through my tv* you don’t watch sound you listen to it

Repost with the first album you bought with your own money

I met Caroline on a walking tour of Monto last year, so excited to read what she's been working on

Fell asleep on the couch in the most ungodly position earlier. I'm currently moving around like Linda Blair in The Exorcist.

I might run for President myself because I should be able to save up for a house deposit if I don't have to pay rent for 7 years #ErisForTheÁras

Making faces like a baby eating a lemon because I found a secret olive in my lunch

Thinking about the mass-layoffs in America - surely the US is going to face an enormous unemployment crisis in a few weeks? I havent heard anyone talk about where are all these former civil servants going to find work

🎶 Theres a lady who’s sure all that glistens is gold and she’s climbing a 🎶

A movie you've watched more than six times

pov - you’re a seedling that’s just germinated after 15 days of doing nothing

If we're doing Anachronistic Dystopia for real, we shouldn't stop at people living in sheds. Bring back the hedge schools and workhouses too!!

I don't mean to leave you all starstruck... But I've just been reminded that I was the World #1 at Roller Coaster Rush back in 2011

The long wait is over. Snuff out your wish candles, your wish has been answered. Juvenalia is back this Thursday! Tell your social network and any celebs that you know

I'm watching The Office for the first time as escapism. It's so nice to pretend it's 2007 again

Hey, so sorry I didn't get back to you the other day, I was busy completely overthinking your message and trying to work out if you're mad at me

Man that sweet spot between properly caffeinated and literally vibrating with impending catastrophe seems like it gets a little smaller every day

Greetings from Newgrange

I had a falling out with a friend recently over the way I spoke too harshly about a big tech company. Seeing they're planning more big layoffs makes me feel that I actually didn't speak about then harshly enough

Hey, corporations aren’t your friends, no matter how many movies they made that you loved as a kid!

Be the manic pixie dream girl you want to see in the world

Just booked myself into a tour of Newgrange for my birthday. It'll be symbolic, heck yeah

I miss when the Internet was fun, when you'd log onto the family desktop to look at 9gag memes and Club Penguin. Now it's all "doomscrolling" and "algorithms"

I lost my earphones and now I am on a bus with nothing but my own thoughts for company. Trying times

The Louvre is just beautiful this time of year

I can't find it so here's my own. <to the tune of Teenage Dirtbag> FOR I AM THE GREAT CLOWN, PAGLIACCI!