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ALICE III ♥️ | Writer ✍🏾 | Cultural Bellatrist | Natural-born disruptor🚨| I was literally born in and named after a hurricane 🌀 https://popdetox.substack.com
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I am SO tired of MF rain

Love this 🤣😂 cuz I woke up to a bunch of violence

I literally say this at least twice a year lol.

Hey ladies: have any of you dated a celebrity? Would you do it again? I dated a somewhat-celebrity and my feelings were hurt for a while.

Red Lobster. It was my favorite place as a kid and always a “treat” for me. I thought it was fine dining lmao.

Biscuits. I get why we buy the canned ones but nothing beats homemade.

Medium rare cuz it’s gonna come out medium anyway lol

Anything that’s some made up meat when I was trying to go vegan. It’s some of the dumbest shit ever and a complete waste of time.

If white shit is coming out of your salmon it’s overcooked. This is a fact- it’s not a myth.

I either play my R&B or old school playlist. You gotta have soul playing in order to season the food right.

Mississippi Pot Roast with mashed potatoes, broccolini and wild rice.

Beef Wellington sans the bacon. Hell’s Kitchen (IYKYK)

A lot more often than I used to. Pre-covid? Maybe once or twice a week. Now? At least every night with maybe a weekend off. Also meal-prep with leftovers so I don’t have to cook if I don’t feel like it. That’s major key!

Anyone else had a Pyrex dish burst on them?

Lack of meal prepping- if you’re cutting corners you definitely don’t know what you’re doing.

My grandfather and trial & error when I moved out on my own lol

Choppers and mandolins cuz I’m not as good with cutting with knives like I want to be.

Mississippi Pot Roast or anything in the crockpot. It’s all about the seasoning and the right amount of time in that thang.

Butter- it can be used in almost anything.

I’m a solid 8.5: I can make good and sometimes great meals. I’m just not as consistent and detail-oriented but when I put all of my energy into it I can grind out a tasty ass dish.

Baking but I am determined to master it once I get a bigger kitchen.

My grandfather was and I miss his cooking.

Before I bought a daily pill organizer I was taking supplements faithfully out of each bottle. Now that I can grab & go? Not a pill in almost a week…???

And nine times out of ten my lack of a smile isn’t because I relish in being a bitch. It’s a defense mechanism to keep from being cat-called, trauma-dumped on by strangers or interrupted when rude folks think they’re entitled to my energy. MOVE AROUND!

Ma’am: you’d definitely be saving mine if your services were needed. No hosts allowed! 🤌🏾🤷🏾‍♀️

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