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ALICE III ♥️ | Writer ✍🏾 | Natural-born disruptor🚨| I was literally born in and named after a hurricane 🌀
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Listen, if your hair braider don’t have to take a break to feed the kids, run bath water and cuss em out…your braids finna be trash. Bonus points if she takes smoke breaks. It’s something about having backwoods residue embedded in braids that make em last longer 👌🏾😂🤣

This is GREAT 🤣

It won’t let me go and I love that for me 🥰😂

“Usually when we have a problem that is circumstantial, we are facing the reality of life. When we have a problem that is chronic, we are facing the reality of ourselves.” - The Mountain Is You, by Brianna Weist

Weekends get it poppin on the low. Better days coming for sure!

Had a random person who wasn’t following me commenting on my posts with random sob stories that nobody asked for. I had my final straw today and hit the block button.

I knew shit was getting weird when niggas stopped kissing.

I almost made an impulse decision and did yet another big chop. Thankful my barber was booked up because I took these braids out and saw significant growth. By the end of the year I’ll be ready to loc again! 🥰🥰🥰

I immediately texted my bf the plan of action and he jumped on it with me. Wants to execute tomorrow and Sunday. I started to say not yet but nope it’s full steam ahead baby! I’m not hesitating any longer!

This morn I told my bf about a dream of mine that I couldn’t go after due to anxiety getting in the way. I told him it was too late and that I aged out of said dream. In the sauna an hour ago I heard clear as day “why can’t you do it?! Who said age was a factor?” Noted!

Lmaooo! I love lasagna but it’s not top tier, by a long shot.

If I ever have kids, this is the ONLY rendition they’re learning…

So let’s discuss how I thrifted a pair of $1500 plus earrings for $25 and was fully unaware that it’s from a haute couture designer who rivaled Coco Chanel. Her name was Elsa Schiaparelli. Then this morning I see Doechii put out a reel of her new music video and she has them on too!

#Paradise is the top streamed show right now and I love that for Sterling! Getcho money black man!

A mtg that I hate got moved from Wednesday to today at noon but it was canceled ten minutes ago. Ain’t God good?!

Happy Friday skuzzos!

But also- I gotta get outside more to show off all these outfits I never wear anywhere lol

Ok nah I need the snow to wrap this shit up by the end of next week. I want to get back to wearing my sneakers and matching cute lil purses & jackets with em. Damn!

I can’t believe HBO snatched Rap Sh!t away from us. I’m rewatching and man this show was so damn good

New Orleans

Nope! And I can cook but to my defense- I come from a line of cooks fr fr.

Pho.

I gotta get back to listening to music again. Most of the time I just want silence but I love music. Signs of overstimulation.

Using a Leo with big Leo energy is hilarious tho 😂

If you dress like a slut you’ll be treated as such…ain’t that how yall do women? 🙃

Virgo dad, Aquarius mom, Pisces stepmom. I got a smorgasbord of crazy 😅 Honorable mention to my Scorpio granny & Virgo grandad (same bday as my dad).

If you never had to use one of these, you can’t tell me nothin about life…